i <3 u bruce willis
What makes a damn good movie even better? Helen Mirren wielding automatic weaponry being a very poised, very elegant, very graceful bad ass mother fucker.
Saw Red with the parents today. VERY good movie. Of course, it's helped by the fact that John Malchovich got to be the weirdest, coolest, acid-tripping crazy "hell yes I'm crazy, CRAZY LIKEA FOX!" ex-CIA agent ever, Morgan Freeman is always awesome at like, anything and everything, and Helen Mirren is... see above.
Add all of that to the fact that I would pay $20 to go see Bruce Willis read the fucking take out menu for three hours, and you've got yourself a Very Happy Kelly.
Dear Bruce Willis:
How you manage to be the only person on the face of this Earth that I not only still find sexy without any hair whatsoever, but actively PREFER you with no hair, is beyond me. (Sorry Rosenbaum, love your Lex No Having of the Hair, but prefer you WITH it). You're old, like my Dad's age old, and yet, I would still jump you in two seconds flat if you so much as darted your eyes at me with that ung, firey smoking HOT smirk of yours, OMGZZZ... um... where was I? Right. You Rock. I love you. I will watch Die Hard 5 Million and 3 if you keep making them, I will watch a movie for you to show up for 2 seconds, I will watch you in ANYTHING, any time, any where, always. I love you, my beautiful bald badass. I love you so much I wrote a story in Smallville about you. ((no really, I totally did)).
Love,
Kelly
Seriously, go see it. It's badasses being badasses and being badassed and LOVING IT and I am LOVING IT and it is good and it is fun and I want to go see it again right the fuck NOW. Fun had by ALL in attendance. Blowupy stuff, great one-liners, a fangirling Mary Louise Parker (who totally makes it on my "even though I'm not gay I'd totally do ____" list), John Malchovich being awesome, and Helen Mirren fucking shit up. GAHHHH.
By the way? I was introduced to one fine ass motherfucker in this movie and his name is Karl Urban, and like I wasn't already kicking myself for not having seen Star Trek before now anyway for Quinto, now I really, really must see it for he? Is the fucking HoTNESS. (Plus j'adore times eleventy billion Johnny Cho). *goes to download to watch TONIGHT*
Saw Red with the parents today. VERY good movie. Of course, it's helped by the fact that John Malchovich got to be the weirdest, coolest, acid-tripping crazy "hell yes I'm crazy, CRAZY LIKEA FOX!" ex-CIA agent ever, Morgan Freeman is always awesome at like, anything and everything, and Helen Mirren is... see above.
Add all of that to the fact that I would pay $20 to go see Bruce Willis read the fucking take out menu for three hours, and you've got yourself a Very Happy Kelly.
Dear Bruce Willis:
How you manage to be the only person on the face of this Earth that I not only still find sexy without any hair whatsoever, but actively PREFER you with no hair, is beyond me. (Sorry Rosenbaum, love your Lex No Having of the Hair, but prefer you WITH it). You're old, like my Dad's age old, and yet, I would still jump you in two seconds flat if you so much as darted your eyes at me with that ung, firey smoking HOT smirk of yours, OMGZZZ... um... where was I? Right. You Rock. I love you. I will watch Die Hard 5 Million and 3 if you keep making them, I will watch a movie for you to show up for 2 seconds, I will watch you in ANYTHING, any time, any where, always. I love you, my beautiful bald badass. I love you so much I wrote a story in Smallville about you. ((no really, I totally did)).
Love,
Kelly
Seriously, go see it. It's badasses being badasses and being badassed and LOVING IT and I am LOVING IT and it is good and it is fun and I want to go see it again right the fuck NOW. Fun had by ALL in attendance. Blowupy stuff, great one-liners, a fangirling Mary Louise Parker (who totally makes it on my "even though I'm not gay I'd totally do ____" list), John Malchovich being awesome, and Helen Mirren fucking shit up. GAHHHH.
By the way? I was introduced to one fine ass motherfucker in this movie and his name is Karl Urban, and like I wasn't already kicking myself for not having seen Star Trek before now anyway for Quinto, now I really, really must see it for he? Is the fucking HoTNESS. (Plus j'adore times eleventy billion Johnny Cho). *goes to download to watch TONIGHT*