rescue me 4.01, baby face
As ever, fair warning, I can't ever seem to shut up about Rescue Me so I go on and on about it.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY SHOW IS ON.
I swear to christ, Tommy Gavin is the only dude to ever be pissed that his daughter is no longer a lesbian. LMFAO. His rant on the lead singer, how he kept stuttering, oh... oh TOMMY, I've MISSED YOU.
Tommy living with Janet. This can only end in death. Hopefully hers. I fucking hate her. I still need to make a bitchface icon for her. Loathe. Her. HATE. The baby breaks my heart a little though. Re: Jack's death, I mean. Poor Tommy. "Replacement" son. Fucking Janet called him that. to fuckign replace their dead son. Fucking Janet. GOD I hate her.
Colleen is a little frackin' brat. Not that I can blame her with her fucked up family life. And Janet is all "wha, so? so she has sex and smokes pot and drinks. whatever." GAH. Tommy's the "moral compass" of the family... heh. That's just hysterical.
"That's not Christmas honey." Right. It's Peppermint schnapps. Ick.
Kenny in church is hysterical. LOL. And ex-nun girlfriend wants to have really freakin' loud sex IN THE CHURCH. Oh. That's... strangely hot. LOL. Oh, Kenny.
Franco's living with his girl now? I like her, but I think I like her brother more. He cracks me up, he's awesome. LMFAO. "Nigger!" LOL. And I love him and Franco's relationship. I mean, it's somewhat offensive or whatever, but I mean... Franco is probably the only one that treats the brother like a regular human being, instead of treating him like an invalid.
Seany has hair again!!! Awww, Seany! Sean's box of porn... I couldn't help but think about "that's not a box." And Sean's throwing away Maggie's porn... LMFAO. "And the spark is watching some girl get double-teamed by guys with cocks the size of telephone poles?" That's it, Seany gets Line of the Episode. Poor Seany, you're too sweet and adorable for Maggie.
Cheif! Hi Cheif! It's so good to see the Cheif and his son getting along. Even if he still can't seem to grasp the fact that his son is GAY. LOL. And now I flash back to when his son was fuckin' his lover in his parents house and said "oh yeah, give it to me daddy!" LMFAO.
Tommy watching Oprah for the WIN. Oh man. And the face/snort that Tommy does after "pet rocks" is the reason I fucking love Denis Leary. Oh, how much do I love that that the baby hates Janet but loves Tommy. Fuck you Janet. They haven't named the baby yet? No-name? HEE... side note, my Daddy called me no-nose when I was a baby cause my nose was teeny tiny. *giggles*
And now tommy's listening to Dr. Laura. WTF. Tommy's turned into a fucking CHICK.
Who is Eddie? His cousin? Is this the cousin he had the fag fight with? Superfag. LOL.
Where is Sheila?
LOLLLL! FREDO! Oh, Peter Tolan, I love you almost as much as I love Denis. (he's Denis' partner in all of his shows/movies, and I guess best friend) Hee. Another girl in the firehouse? Awesome. Let's hope they do it better than they did Diane Farr's character.
Tommy and Kenny are the best BFF's of all time. And no, no slashing of them. "That's your luck, he's peaceful and you're befuddled." "Befuddled?" "Means confused." "I know what befuddled means, asshole." "Yeah, cause Tommy just told you." HEH. Oh, Sean, I love you and your daft self. My ass you knew what befuddled meant. Half the people I know don't know what that word means... which is very, very sad. They also don't know what vapid means, which strikes me as particularly ironically funny.
"You're not getting on the basketball court." "What're you gonna do, shiv me?" BWA. KENNY!
"Catcicles. My favorite treat." Heh. Bitch called the fire department for fucking CATS. My lord. Sorry to all cat lovers, but that's just not a 911 call, okay?
HOLY FUCK ME THE FUCKING ROOM EXPLODED!!! "The one time we need you to find pussy" *me giggling* ROOM EXPLODING?!?! WHAT?!?! Who the fuck jsut fell into the fire?! Probie? I mean, not that he's a great loss, but he was great cannon fodder.
This is a dream sequence right? There's way too much horrible shit going on for it to be real.
Holy fuck. It wasn't a dream?! Sigh. Thank god they fell out of the building. Seany holding cats, that's adorable.
OH MY GOD THE CAT GOT KILLED BY FALLING DEBRIS, THAT'S HYSTERICAL. I'm sorry, I don't hate cats, but... Denis does, and that's just... I mean that's just funny. Of course I don't want a real cat to die, but on a Denis Leary show? It's funny. (Denis Leary has turned me into a horrible person, I know, but I can't help it).
WHERE IS SHEILA GOD DAMNIT! If they killed her too, I'm really annoyed. They killed Johnny without my permission, and now Sheila? No. She must have taken off somewhere. They do NOT have permission to kill Sheila. She must've taken off so she wouldn't go to jail re: the fire. Because she has to be alive for Tommy to think he was watching meercat manor, cause dude... so didn't happen. Someone had to tell him.
Okay, only Tommy is gonna fight with his cousin in front of a hearing comittee.
Jennifer Esposito is the chick firefighter?! AWESOME. I f'ing love her! She's gorgeous, she's got an awesome accent, and she's a great actress.
Dude. Bitch is gonna pass on sex with Franco for READING? She has to be a lesbian.
Sean is talking about how the porn is phony. Heh. Oh, Sean. Don't critique, just take this as an opportunity to have nasty dirty sex with your hot CRAZY AS FUCK WIFE.
Jimmy! Hiya Jimbo! I missed you! And having a Me Myself and Irene style fight with ghost!Jimmy in the elevator was awesome.
Ah. Huge releif. Sheila. She's okay. Thank god. And she's got a PLAN. Oh my. Oh, Sheila, I fucking love you.
Awesome episode. Awesomeness. I've MISSED this show.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY SHOW IS ON.
I swear to christ, Tommy Gavin is the only dude to ever be pissed that his daughter is no longer a lesbian. LMFAO. His rant on the lead singer, how he kept stuttering, oh... oh TOMMY, I've MISSED YOU.
Tommy living with Janet. This can only end in death. Hopefully hers. I fucking hate her. I still need to make a bitchface icon for her. Loathe. Her. HATE. The baby breaks my heart a little though. Re: Jack's death, I mean. Poor Tommy. "Replacement" son. Fucking Janet called him that. to fuckign replace their dead son. Fucking Janet. GOD I hate her.
Colleen is a little frackin' brat. Not that I can blame her with her fucked up family life. And Janet is all "wha, so? so she has sex and smokes pot and drinks. whatever." GAH. Tommy's the "moral compass" of the family... heh. That's just hysterical.
"That's not Christmas honey." Right. It's Peppermint schnapps. Ick.
Kenny in church is hysterical. LOL. And ex-nun girlfriend wants to have really freakin' loud sex IN THE CHURCH. Oh. That's... strangely hot. LOL. Oh, Kenny.
Franco's living with his girl now? I like her, but I think I like her brother more. He cracks me up, he's awesome. LMFAO. "Nigger!" LOL. And I love him and Franco's relationship. I mean, it's somewhat offensive or whatever, but I mean... Franco is probably the only one that treats the brother like a regular human being, instead of treating him like an invalid.
Seany has hair again!!! Awww, Seany! Sean's box of porn... I couldn't help but think about "that's not a box." And Sean's throwing away Maggie's porn... LMFAO. "And the spark is watching some girl get double-teamed by guys with cocks the size of telephone poles?" That's it, Seany gets Line of the Episode. Poor Seany, you're too sweet and adorable for Maggie.
Cheif! Hi Cheif! It's so good to see the Cheif and his son getting along. Even if he still can't seem to grasp the fact that his son is GAY. LOL. And now I flash back to when his son was fuckin' his lover in his parents house and said "oh yeah, give it to me daddy!" LMFAO.
Tommy watching Oprah for the WIN. Oh man. And the face/snort that Tommy does after "pet rocks" is the reason I fucking love Denis Leary. Oh, how much do I love that that the baby hates Janet but loves Tommy. Fuck you Janet. They haven't named the baby yet? No-name? HEE... side note, my Daddy called me no-nose when I was a baby cause my nose was teeny tiny. *giggles*
And now tommy's listening to Dr. Laura. WTF. Tommy's turned into a fucking CHICK.
Who is Eddie? His cousin? Is this the cousin he had the fag fight with? Superfag. LOL.
Where is Sheila?
LOLLLL! FREDO! Oh, Peter Tolan, I love you almost as much as I love Denis. (he's Denis' partner in all of his shows/movies, and I guess best friend) Hee. Another girl in the firehouse? Awesome. Let's hope they do it better than they did Diane Farr's character.
Tommy and Kenny are the best BFF's of all time. And no, no slashing of them. "That's your luck, he's peaceful and you're befuddled." "Befuddled?" "Means confused." "I know what befuddled means, asshole." "Yeah, cause Tommy just told you." HEH. Oh, Sean, I love you and your daft self. My ass you knew what befuddled meant. Half the people I know don't know what that word means... which is very, very sad. They also don't know what vapid means, which strikes me as particularly ironically funny.
"You're not getting on the basketball court." "What're you gonna do, shiv me?" BWA. KENNY!
"Catcicles. My favorite treat." Heh. Bitch called the fire department for fucking CATS. My lord. Sorry to all cat lovers, but that's just not a 911 call, okay?
HOLY FUCK ME THE FUCKING ROOM EXPLODED!!! "The one time we need you to find pussy" *me giggling* ROOM EXPLODING?!?! WHAT?!?! Who the fuck jsut fell into the fire?! Probie? I mean, not that he's a great loss, but he was great cannon fodder.
This is a dream sequence right? There's way too much horrible shit going on for it to be real.
Holy fuck. It wasn't a dream?! Sigh. Thank god they fell out of the building. Seany holding cats, that's adorable.
OH MY GOD THE CAT GOT KILLED BY FALLING DEBRIS, THAT'S HYSTERICAL. I'm sorry, I don't hate cats, but... Denis does, and that's just... I mean that's just funny. Of course I don't want a real cat to die, but on a Denis Leary show? It's funny. (Denis Leary has turned me into a horrible person, I know, but I can't help it).
WHERE IS SHEILA GOD DAMNIT! If they killed her too, I'm really annoyed. They killed Johnny without my permission, and now Sheila? No. She must have taken off somewhere. They do NOT have permission to kill Sheila. She must've taken off so she wouldn't go to jail re: the fire. Because she has to be alive for Tommy to think he was watching meercat manor, cause dude... so didn't happen. Someone had to tell him.
Okay, only Tommy is gonna fight with his cousin in front of a hearing comittee.
Jennifer Esposito is the chick firefighter?! AWESOME. I f'ing love her! She's gorgeous, she's got an awesome accent, and she's a great actress.
Dude. Bitch is gonna pass on sex with Franco for READING? She has to be a lesbian.
Sean is talking about how the porn is phony. Heh. Oh, Sean. Don't critique, just take this as an opportunity to have nasty dirty sex with your hot CRAZY AS FUCK WIFE.
Jimmy! Hiya Jimbo! I missed you! And having a Me Myself and Irene style fight with ghost!Jimmy in the elevator was awesome.
Ah. Huge releif. Sheila. She's okay. Thank god. And she's got a PLAN. Oh my. Oh, Sheila, I fucking love you.
Awesome episode. Awesomeness. I've MISSED this show.