I want SoraRikuKairi to pwn them all. :c

May 31, 2009 19:22

SURVIVAL OF THE HOTTEST SHIP PART ONE

For those of you who are members of ship_manifesto  or shipping fans in general guess what's currrently on the list for the first round?

SORA/RIKU/KAIRI.

Those who are fans, go and vote! It's down, and it makes me said. And I think it winning to at least the next round would pwn people who hate 2/3 of the future hawt threesome bffs. :C And anyway HOW CAN YOU NOT VOTE FOR SORA/RIKU/KAIRI.

Plus haters keep pissing me off. When, in any part, have any of these three REALLY hated each other? JUST TODAY I SEE IT:

[sora hate] "He has a love intrest with Kairi.(who is awesome.)" ; "because he leaves kairi on the island for a long ass time and never goes to see her, EVEN THOUGH Riku says to TAKE CARE OF HER!"; "He forgot about Kairi AND took TWO whole games to find RIKU!!"; "He only gave Kairi a hug and cried over Riku! One would think he loves Riku instead!"

[riku] "riku will never be cool enough for sora or kairi"
"i love sokai kairi is like the most important person next to sora next to riku!!! i hate riku!!" (IMO interesting, usually KAIRI is hated for getting between Sora and Riku)
I've heard way too many reasons to 'hate' Kairi too much to ship her with the boys my mind just automatically refuses to remember them beyond two seconds anymore.

THEY ALLL LOVE EACH OTHER.

THEY ARE FUCKING ADORABLE AND CREEPY/OBSESSED KINDA WITH EACH OTHER.

Riku nearly killed himself to bring Kairi back to life. Then sacrificed himself so Ansem/Xhanort/wtfe it's spelled he's dead anyway wouldn't kill her. Then sacrificed himself so Sora wouldn't die trying to close the door to darkness. Then when he gets a seconds chance at life he STILL keeps his fsked up memories because he'd rather go evil and die again than forget Sora and Kairi. While Sora is playing hero he's protecting Kairi from everything annnnd teaches/lets her fight. The Orgynization is scared of him he's so powerful but his entire self-worth/emotional breakdown for the three games is fearing they won't like him anymore. :C

Sora kills himself so Kairi will get her heart back. He kneels before the Org just so he MIGHT be able to see her again. He refuses to get back to the island without Riku, even if it's just them alone together in the middle of friggin nowhere, even if it mean never seeing Kairi again. He has ADD for anything that doesn't deal with Riku. HE TOTALLY HATES MICKEY FOR HOGGING RIKU TRU FAX. ALL OF THIS WHILE TRYING TO SAVE THE MULTI-UNIVERSI LOL NO PRESSURE.

Kairi wants them both home with her, doesn't hate Riku for killing her, in fact doesn't even care (LOLZ),she still  caress touch grope hugs won't let go of him and is so happy to find him again. She is the first/only one to see under Riku's disguise and let's Sora know. Namine uses Kairi's form to get Riku to pick himself up in RE: Chain of Memories. She refuses to go home (even with Sora) without him too. Even with her memories wiped she won't forget Sora. She trusts her heart with him, even as a heartless/zombie thing she still recognized him. She leaves her island and fights heartless even though she only just got a Keyblade to get to Sora/Riku.

IF SORA AND RIKU ARE THE SKY AND LAND, KAIRI IS THE SEA THAT CONNECTS THEM ALL TOGETHER. THE PEANUT BUTTER KEEPING THE BREAD TOGETHER. OR SOMETHING METAPHORICAL. YOU CAN HAVE PB+ONE SIDE (SORA/KAIRI OR KAIRI/RIKU), OR YOU CAN HAVE TWO PIECES OF BREAD (SORA/RIKU) BUT DAMMIT IT'S JUST BETTER ALL TOGETHER. :|

THEY ARE TRUE LOVE THREESOME.
sorry for capslock abuse. :c

wank, shipping, pairings, canon, sora, kairi, sora/riku/kairi

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