Today, on Why Must You Fail So Hard Theatre...

[cygna_hime]

It's the Zexion abuse double-feature!

Now. Zexion. The youngest of the geek squad original six members of the Organization. The one whose weapon is a book. The one who is completely married to spends much of his time with Lexaeus, who can take care of the physical violence end of things and also get things off high shelves. The one whose response

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[fox_the_kitsune]

o.O The hell? I hope your spork's good and sharp. Yeesh.

Yui's answers

[yui_hime]

First question: C, A, and D, in that order (get medical help for the blood loss, fuck Marluxia's head up until he wishes he were dead, then send Lexaeus in to grant said wish).

Second question: B, then entrust Zexion with A because he knows his way around the other old fogies original members better.

Third question: Some combination of A and D (namely, throwing things and ranting at Marluxia, followed by scolding Zexion for nothing in general), B, then C.

Fourth question: My answer would actually be more along the lines "Oh, good. I was getting worried that the trauma and stress of abuse and overworking were leading to a breakdown on my part characterized by slightly irrational behavior."

Re: Yui's answers

[yui_hime]

Come to think of it, there's also been quite a bit of Zexion abuse going down at the original fanficrants comm lately.

[yukie1013]

Egads word.

I've seen neandertalerrapist!Zexion too, with alarming frequency! No, you clod-pates, he's a mindfucker; why would he faff around with squishy parts when he can make you think you're a parsnip?

What is it with people and their inability to understand subtle sneaking bastardry? it makes me sad.

[shinzuku]

why would he faff around with squishy parts when he can make you think you're a parsnip?

Lol.

[chlorhexidine]

I like to think that the problem with Zexion's characterisation is that Zexion is a scary, twisted genius, and it's very difficult to competently write a character more intelligent than yourself. I mean, Zexion could probably have Freud sobbing in a corner and cuddling a teddy in, oh, about twenty minutes if he went for it. That's obviously far too difficult to write, so they make him a little emo, wangsty, idiot instead.

[arson_attrition]

IAWTC.

[chinami]

IAWTC!

[jurhael]

"the emotionally abusive and hyper-controlling one"

This one. Which is why I took the same pleasure Axel did when Zexion was finally killed.