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Another crack!theory

Feb 17, 2008 21:17

So I was playing Jigsaw on Gaia Online today and was struck suddenly by the resemblance between a certain NPC and one of our favorite Nobodies...

(Large image under the cut.)
( Crack!theory, ahoy! )

larxene, crack, crossovers

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yui_hime February 17 2008, 17:53:04 UTC

I clicked hoping for Lex = Luxord, but this is nearly as good.

You'd be hard-pressed to explain why the new-formed Nobody would ever be willing to settle for a subordinate position, though. That line is... ah... notoriously competitive (even the runt!).

yui_hime February 17 2008, 17:58:39 UTC

Also, the lack of both the telltale red eyes and megabrows (TM), though those could both be attributed to low self-esteem and constant competition with the Von Helson twins in beauty contests at the time she transformed.

Why am I considering this theory in total seriousness?

hyperpsyche February 17 2008, 20:07:45 UTC

Maybe she takes after her mother in that regard? Mrs. Gambino did have slender brows and blue eyes...

Zhivago just left her out of the story because he approved of her behavior, so there was no need to include her in his reasons why Gino and his family suck.

yui_hime February 17 2008, 20:20:59 UTC

I could have sworn the picture of Rosalie had green eyes. (see also: Yui's crack theory that Rosalie is related to Ruby) >_>"

Also, you made me shew coffee all over my laptop.

yui_hime February 17 2008, 20:24:05 UTC

ETA: Also, Rosalie's twisted romance with Johnny happened after she'd given birth to Louie and Ian. Larxene's theoretical original appears to be about their age and therefore would have to have come from another woman, who presumably ditched out when Johnny hooked up with Rosie... oh shit! This is starting to sound more and more like a proper Gaia storyline!

demishock February 18 2008, 03:08:04 UTC

Why am I considering this theory in total seriousness?

Because you know it reeks of truth! :O

This is starting to sound more and more like a proper Gaia storyline!

*snickersnort* I like the ideas you guys are throwing around. Mahaps one of the Zurg was masquerading as Rosalie at the time that she and Johnny first "met" and then ran off when the real Rosalie came along? LARXENE IS HALF-GAMBINO, HALF-ZURG. They don't even have eyebrows. The lack of eyebrows gene and the giant Gambino eyebrows gene had a big ol' fight, and the result was normal-people eyebrows.

Or something.

My brain is on fire... XD

yui_hime February 18 2008, 04:22:40 UTC

I'm just trying to reconcile the crack!theory with my Gaia Online headcanon, and the result is that not only are my Gaia muses trying to kill me from within, my KH muses have joined them.

... AARGH and we already know that Gaians and Zurg are kindof intercompatible, so from there we make the logic jump that... CHRIST ON A CRACKER WHY DO THESE THINGS WORK OUT SO BEAUTIFULLY. Johnny tried to hide his... tryst, and the *ahem* unfortunate result thereof, and... *keyboardsmashes*

hyperpsyche February 18 2008, 06:59:53 UTC

*takes another look at the manga* No, I'm pretty sure her eyes are blue. But yeah, trying to figure out when "Relena" (or Arlene, or whichever name you prefer) would have been born in that scenario is difficult.

...Your theory about Rosalie being related to Ruby intrigues me. Share, please?

And, er, sorry about your laptop. ^^;;;

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