A Message from Riku or The Squeenix Villain that Lived

[syvia]

Hey guys. Look- I'll get right to the point.

Comments

[ekoko]

Good thing Riku plays Final Fantasy games and knows the patterns. oAO

[lassos]

WE KICK LOGIC TO THE CURB--!

[ekoko]

Luckily there's no fourth wall to get in the way.

[lassos]

Fourth wall? On my internet? UNPOSSIBLE.

[ekoko]

I think the internet stole some of Riku's innocence? disney. 'S probably where he picked up words like 'fuck' and 'asshole.'

[lassos]

That's why characters shouldn't hang around LJ. It does things to you.

That's why Sora is so derp derp 'cause he's a failget with computers.

[ekoko]

I'm surprised no one is having an existential crisis in Kingdom Hearts land. o.o

[lassos]

in b4 Roxas

[ekoko]

... Oh lol I forgot. sry Roxas, it's pretty easy to forget you exist--

[lassos]

Well at least he doesn't look exactly like someone else in KH land?! He stands out in that way.

[ekoko]

Just like Riku stands out from all the other Square/Enix Villain designs? And Sora and Kairi and Seifer stand out from the characters in Subarashiki? 8DD

[lassos]

What color is my hair?
What color are my eyes?

Does that bode well for me? Hell. No.

No truer words have ever been spoken. orz

[ekoko]

THEY'RE NOT DEAD, THEY'RE JUST IN THE BAHAMAS WITH HUGHES. ))))):

[lassos]

Yea--WAIT WHAT HUGHES DIES?!?!

[ekoko]

NO, HE GOES ON VACATION IN THE BAHAMAS.

[lassos]

R-really? ;A;