LULZ KH DREAMS FOR EVERYONE!

[eleventh_end]

Note: This is a rant that I posted a little while ago in my personal journal, but damn, they started up again and I didn't feel like rewriting the same thing. So have at it, ye scurvy dogs.

(General "you", by the way!)

Why am I a member of 0kingdom_hearts?

Oh yeah! To hear about KH news and stuff like that.

Not to read your shitty little KH-themed dreams

Comments

[landcow]

I had a dream a while back that Lexaeus, Zexion, and Edgeworth from Phoenix Wright had a threesome in a shower; can I share that, too?

[eleventh_end]

It depends on how many details you provide for us. If I'm going to hear about Lexaeus, Zexion, and Edgeworth screwin' in a shower, I want the full picture, y'know? ;D

[landcow]

Like I said, it was from a while back. I don't remember too much except for the fact that it had Lexaeus, Zexion, and Edgeworth having sexual intercourse in the shower. I'm guessing you're not missing too much: it was probably more on the softcore side since I don't have any mindscarring images from it.

[eleventh_end]

If I have kinky dreams, they're never on the softcore side. Woe is me, because I've had to deal with some terrible mindscarring from it.

Example: Severus Snape/Zexion. And it was hot. D:

[fanfare]

Thanks for the heads up - I just got home after a long day, and I hadn't seen it yet :)

-mod of 0k_h

[eleventh_end]

It's more hilarious than anything, but it doesn't really belong in a comm (unless it's a comm made specifically for sharing dreams). I'm sure they have KH-playing friends on their f-list, and that would've been more than enough of an audience to listen to their dream.

Ouch, long days are the worst. Rest up!

[fanfare]

Yeah, when topics that offer little discussion or interaction pop up, I'm kind of wary. I've asked her to make it a general KH-dreams related topic. I kind of like 0kingdom_hearts more interactive? I'm biased, I guess. :)

Will do, thanks. ♥

[eleventh_end]

That's the point of a community, after all. Interaction! Otherwise, that wouldn't be a feature, and we'd all be isolated in our little personal journals, whining about high school drama or our crummy neighbors.

No problem~.

[princealia]

I usually just skip those posts :/ ...unless they're funny. Then I read for the lulz.

I had a dream last night I was sleep. It was cool.

[eleventh_end]

It's funny because they're so serious. "GUYZ I HAD A DREAM ABOUT KH MUST ANALYZE K?"

I haven't had one of those in a long time. Curses.

[cherrim]

THAT DREAM SOUNDS SO WEIRD. YOU SHOULD TTLY POST IT. :[ WITH PICTURES.

I said it was because I was allergic to Zexion's face. Reluctantly, Axel agreed that this was quite a plausible excuse and let me off the hook.

I just died laughing. :B

[eleventh_end]

PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

Zexion's face is the reason why Clariton sells so well.

Demyx's REAL COSTUMER TESTAMENT: "Before, I would see Zexion's face everywhere! I would break out in hives at the mere sight of him. It was kind of inconvenient, you know? But now, I'm Clariton Clear and can go on destroying worlds without having that foggy-headed feeling! Thanks, Clariton!"

[cherrim]

:[ Maybe that's why he keeps it half-covered by hair. It's the only way anyone can tolerate being near it.

And that also explains why Marluxia keeps him in the basement. 8D

[eleventh_end]

And here I thought he just had an unfortunate run-in with a pair of gardening shears. :F

Excluding the kinky reasons, I assume? 8D An OTP bias, sorry~.

[yui_hime]

I had a dream involving a festival where all the Princesses of Heart got married, and then new Princesses could be born. It was a pretty cool idea, actually.

The dream was from Kairi's POV, and for the whole first half (all the preparation for the wedding), she was flipping out about how she didn't want to marry either Sora or Riku for fear of messing up her friendship with them, and as a result she didn't have a prearranged spouse for the wedding. Kairi was also wearing a really beautiful blue dress that I want (the other princesses wore white, so I'm assuming Kairi lost her virginity somewhere and chose to deal with it gracefully).

Parts that stay in my subconscious: Snow White's prince was a prick and stood her up, so she got married to Kairi instead. And Alice married Roxas so they could be no-nonsense together. MY SUBCONSCIOUS IS WEIRD.

BACK ON TOPIC: Word to the rant. Unless there's a topic or a comm specifically for the sharing of KH dreams, keep them in your own journal, please.

[fox_the_kitsune]

I like your subconscious. It's offering some very interesting crack. XD I'm not so sure about Kairi/Snow White, but Roxas/Alice has some interesting and potentially amusing possibilities. You know Axel would kill Roxas... or try to... if he wasn't the best man.