LULZ KH DREAMS FOR EVERYONE!
Note: This is a rant that I posted a little while ago in my personal journal, but damn, they started up again and I didn't feel like rewriting the same thing. So have at it, ye scurvy dogs.
(General "you", by the way!)
Why am I a member of 0kingdom_hearts?
Oh yeah! To hear about KH news and stuff like that.
Not to read your shitty little KH-themed dreams that are about Sora joining your class in juvenile hall and how he saves you and your friends from tyranny for no reason at all. Or how Larxene tried to rape you but you were saved by your gay French teacher because homosexuality apparently protects you from being raped by a sadistic bitch.
Honestly, that should be in your personal journal. If it actually happened, then it can go in the community. But seriously, I doubt that anyone really cares about your "horror-movie worthy" KH dreams.
BUT HEY, SINCE WE'RE ALL SHARING OUR DREAMS...!
Okay, so. Last night, I had this dream that my brother and I were having a Pokemon battle using our Gameboys. For some reason, all his Pokemon looked really looooong, and it turned out that he had equipped them all with the Longcat Toy. (And his Linoone was holding a Rusty Nail which cut its health in half every time it attacked my Linoone named Claudia.)
Anyways. So his Pokemon were all incredibly strong, and mine kept getting K.O.'ed. So in a frantic attempt at victory, I sent out my Torchic, Quinton. And all of a sudden, it evolved into Axel. Naturally, he slaughtered my brother's Pokemon.
But oh, it didn't stop there! Axel then climbed out of the Gameboy, grabbed me by the throat, and demanded to know why the hell I wasn't playing Chain of Memories instead. I said it was because I was allergic to Zexion's face. Reluctantly, Axel agreed that this was quite a plausible excuse and let me off the hook.
So then Axel came to school with me and joined the marching band (he played saxophone). That season, we had a Silent Hill themed show, and our band director dressed up as Pyramid Head and basically swaggered around the field while we were doing our drills. And the drum majors were dressed up as the Nurses (both girls and guys).
And then I woke up. :F
SO GUYS, THINK I SHOULD POST THIS IN THE COMMUNITY LOL? ;DDDD
(General "you", by the way!)
Why am I a member of 0kingdom_hearts?
Oh yeah! To hear about KH news and stuff like that.
Not to read your shitty little KH-themed dreams that are about Sora joining your class in juvenile hall and how he saves you and your friends from tyranny for no reason at all. Or how Larxene tried to rape you but you were saved by your gay French teacher because homosexuality apparently protects you from being raped by a sadistic bitch.
Honestly, that should be in your personal journal. If it actually happened, then it can go in the community. But seriously, I doubt that anyone really cares about your "horror-movie worthy" KH dreams.
BUT HEY, SINCE WE'RE ALL SHARING OUR DREAMS...!
Okay, so. Last night, I had this dream that my brother and I were having a Pokemon battle using our Gameboys. For some reason, all his Pokemon looked really looooong, and it turned out that he had equipped them all with the Longcat Toy. (And his Linoone was holding a Rusty Nail which cut its health in half every time it attacked my Linoone named Claudia.)
Anyways. So his Pokemon were all incredibly strong, and mine kept getting K.O.'ed. So in a frantic attempt at victory, I sent out my Torchic, Quinton. And all of a sudden, it evolved into Axel. Naturally, he slaughtered my brother's Pokemon.
But oh, it didn't stop there! Axel then climbed out of the Gameboy, grabbed me by the throat, and demanded to know why the hell I wasn't playing Chain of Memories instead. I said it was because I was allergic to Zexion's face. Reluctantly, Axel agreed that this was quite a plausible excuse and let me off the hook.
So then Axel came to school with me and joined the marching band (he played saxophone). That season, we had a Silent Hill themed show, and our band director dressed up as Pyramid Head and basically swaggered around the field while we were doing our drills. And the drum majors were dressed up as the Nurses (both girls and guys).
And then I woke up. :F
SO GUYS, THINK I SHOULD POST THIS IN THE COMMUNITY LOL? ;DDDD