Let's all let out a sob for all things canon and holy...
Dear fanbrat,
For the love of God, Buddha, Kingdom Hearts, whoever your Jesus may be...SORA IS NOT EMO. RIKU IS NOT A SEX GOD. THANK YOU.
With hate,
Me.
This rant was inspired by this beautiful sparkly badfic.
Here we have a few examples of HOW NOT TO WRITE FANFICTION...or basically write anything. Hell, don't write a shopping list like this! Or maybe this is a list of reasons WHY this fic is bad. I digress!
1.) "When former best friends Sora, a rich goth, and Riku, the mysterious and most popular boy at school..." Stereotypes. D:
2.) "Sorry, Kairi haters, but Kairi WILL be in this story. Don't worry- she won't do anything to take Sora away from Riku or any kind of bitchy things." And more stereotypes...
3.) "Boy, do I HATE HEALTH! And I hate it for many, many, many, many, MANY reasons! First off, the teacher, Seishuu Sephiroth, is such a fag and he's the biggest bastard I know. Okay, Seishuu-Sephiroth-the-faggy-bastard is the MAIN reason why I hate health. He used to be in love with my uncle! AND UNCLE CLOUD ACTUALLY DATED HIM! AUGH! Just the thought of him and uncle Cloud together and fucking each other and being all lovey dovey sends chills down my spine..." AND...finally, WHUT.
It has one redeeming quality however...Sora's dad is in it! No name, sadly, but he is neither abusive nor "goth." :D
I'm really pained here, people, PAINED!!!
For the love of God, Buddha, Kingdom Hearts, whoever your Jesus may be...SORA IS NOT EMO. RIKU IS NOT A SEX GOD. THANK YOU.
With hate,
Me.
This rant was inspired by this beautiful sparkly badfic.
Here we have a few examples of HOW NOT TO WRITE FANFICTION...or basically write anything. Hell, don't write a shopping list like this! Or maybe this is a list of reasons WHY this fic is bad. I digress!
1.) "When former best friends Sora, a rich goth, and Riku, the mysterious and most popular boy at school..." Stereotypes. D:
2.) "Sorry, Kairi haters, but Kairi WILL be in this story. Don't worry- she won't do anything to take Sora away from Riku or any kind of bitchy things." And more stereotypes...
3.) "Boy, do I HATE HEALTH! And I hate it for many, many, many, many, MANY reasons! First off, the teacher, Seishuu Sephiroth, is such a fag and he's the biggest bastard I know. Okay, Seishuu-Sephiroth-the-faggy-bastard is the MAIN reason why I hate health. He used to be in love with my uncle! AND UNCLE CLOUD ACTUALLY DATED HIM! AUGH! Just the thought of him and uncle Cloud together and fucking each other and being all lovey dovey sends chills down my spine..." AND...finally, WHUT.
It has one redeeming quality however...Sora's dad is in it! No name, sadly, but he is neither abusive nor "goth." :D
I'm really pained here, people, PAINED!!!