AGHHHHstopit-!!

Apr 16, 2007 18:53

Okay, I'm coming out of my hiatus to rant here for the first time. I've seen this done way too many times and it's annoyed me beyond belief.

Demyx and Zexion are NOT girls. As much as I like Zexion/Demyx as the next person, it bothers me when writers OOC them like they do. Does Zexion seem like the type of person to cuddle and giggle and whisper sweet nothings to someone at night? Would he cry if Demyx was giving more attention to his fans than him? NO. Zexion, to me at least, seems pretty antisocial and would rather lock himself in the bathroom with books than giggle over eyeliner secrets. And yes, maybe Demyx could be his social butterfly self and get him out of his whole cold exterior, but there has to be at least some way to get them to that stage. Oh god, and don't even get me started on sudden love appearing out of nowhere. WHAT PART OF NO HEARTS DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

And Demyx is not a shy, beautiful(he has a MOHAWK.), blushing virgin with pink, pouty lips. He hardly radiates any uke-ness whatsoever other than the fact that he was skittish and nervous when he faced against Sora. And the only reason he acted nervous because he wanted to save his ass and knew he was going to die. SO DEMYX=/=UBER!UKE, KAY?

PS: NOBODIES HARDLY EVER CRY. SO STOP MAKING THEM CRY LIKE LITTLE, WHINY BABIES. KTHX.

Edit: okay, I think it was Axel that cried? Oh, well. Stop making them cry like little babies at every moment anyways :|

weeping, yaoi, demyx, zexion

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