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It's one of those rare days when I actually want to find a bad fic, you know? To find some of the most rotten, the most migraine-inducing maggots in the place known as The Pit.
Well, I didn't get any maggots, but I figured a fic called Silent Tears of Pain sounded cliche enough. And hey, so does the summary!
LeonCloud Cloud's parents beat him.He runs away and seeks care from Leon.But they didnt expect to fall in love.And what happens when his dad comes looking for him? BETTER THAN SUMMARY ShounenAi
Let's see. Child abused, comfort, popular slash pairing, reassurance from the author that the summary does not do their fic justice...
This has gotta be awful. :D
Sometimes, I hate it when I'm right!
Title: Silent Tears of Pain
Angsty story title? Check.
AU
Note that the "T" and "R" don't work correctly on my keyboard so if a word is mispelled, that is pobably the reason.
This is probably why we have a thing called SPELLCHECK. OH MY!
Pairing: Leon/Cloud
SO DON'T BE HATIN'!!!11
Rating: Teen for swearing, voilence, and shounen ai.
Voilence? Got some kinda crappy NY accent there?
Chapter: Numb
Angsty chapter name? Check.
Disclaimer: Note that Ruru does NOT own KH2.
PHEW! For a moment there, I thought that this author owned Disney Interactive and Square-enix. Man, was I ever confused!
Cloud was never a very happy child.
If he was, it was the medication. Don't let anyone tell you differently.
He always had some form of injury.
Usually head injuries, but that's what you get for ramming your skull against the wall so many times.
No one knew why.
He ate the fly; perhaps he'll suffer from indigestion die!
That was the way the Strife family liked it. As a young boy he always was alone. Cloud managed to put on a false front fo his oblivious teachers, but evryone else saw it, deep in his eyes,...pain.
Not that they, obviously, gave a shit! Hey, ignore the problem, maybe it'll go away.
In school he met Leon. Leon was always sticking up for him. He was a savior, a god in Cloud's eyes.
Hopefully no one will ever find that altar of Leon in his closet -- especially that statue of Leon made completely out of Leon's chewing gum.
Now, Leon Leonhart
PFFFF *SNORT*!!! "Leon Leonhart"? For crying out loud, at least call him Squall or... or Leon Loire or something. "Leon Leonhart"... god damn, I'm going to Rip Torn my eyes out.
is his only and best friend.He pomised to potect him. But Leon never relized how much Cloud was in need of protection.
Okay, aside from his parents, what the hell would Cloud need protection FROM? Bullies? Teachers? Janitors? Mimes?
He was crying again.
AAALLLL alone.
Sobbing in the corner.
AAAAAAALLLL ALLOOOOONE.
His face was flushed and tears were flooding on the stoney basement floor.
ACK! Quick, get the buckets and call whine-one-one for the WAAAHHHbulance! We have a case of overdramatics!
Large black and blue spots covered his ams and slightly covered his scrawny middle.
That is to say, HE HAS BRUISES.
It was snowing.
Wow, that... came out of no where. Totally left field.
He could hear his parents putting away the numerous weapons thay had just assaulted him with.
Like the wet noodle, the mace, the chainsaw, and oh yeah the cannon.
He lie there on the cold gound waiting for the
grammar to wake up from the goddamned DEAD.
feeling to come back to his arms. Then he would run.
Because the idea of running from abusive parents never occurred to him before!
Cloud's legs felt like they were about to explode.
That's sorta messy!
Wind hit across his skin so hard and fast that tears didn't even have time to touch his face before they were whisped into a gust of snowy air.
So... his tears turned into snow?
That's, uh... what the hell.
He ran straight towards the only safe place he knew of,
AAAALBUQUERQUE!! A magical, far away place where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer and the towels are oh so fluffy! Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel!
Leon's house.
...Shit, I was close, right?
As he came upon it he reached into his pocket and pulled out a key. The key to the back door.
The key to the back door that was on the porch. The key to the back door that was on the porch connected to the house. The key to the--
Well, you get the idea, right?
He burst through the door and raced up stairs to find Leon writing a song on his computer.
'Cuz that's what Leons do.
"Oh my god!Cloud your bleeding!"
Actually, those are just bruises! I know they SUSPICIOUSLY look like he's bleeding, but really he's not.
The scar faced teen jumped onto the gound where Cloud had just collasped."Wha on eath happened?"
Sorry I can't talk quite right, Cloud, I'm kind of sloshed. It's the only way I can write angsty lyrics to this song I'm writing.
"Leon..."Cloud murmered"I...My parents...ever since I was four...they...hurt me..."
I just... had to tell you this now... so we could have sex in the next few chapters out of comfort...
Leons jaw dropped.
You pick that back up and glue it back to your face this instant, mister!
His entire body went cold, starting a his hands. A sharp stinging in his chest began to form. Then, he felt as if his heart had gone numb...
Hence, you know, the chapter name.
And now! For the author's notes!
Sorry that I suck...
Then stop writing bad stories.
Sorry that my freaking keyboard is broken...
Then use the spell check! AND STOP WRITING BAD STORIES.
Sory that i am morbid and depressing...
Well, the way you write is, not necessarily WHAT you write.
will update for reveiws...
I'm desperate for attention! Please encourage me to write bad stories!
THINGS SHALL BE EXPLAINED IN NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIKE WHY USE SO MANY EXCLAIMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!
REVIEW OR I SHALL HUNT YOU DONT AND KILL YOU WITH A PEICE OF PAPER!!!!
Man, if that's not incentive to review, I don't know what is!
hides
That's right. You hide, bitch! HIDE!
Well, I didn't get any maggots, but I figured a fic called Silent Tears of Pain sounded cliche enough. And hey, so does the summary!
LeonCloud Cloud's parents beat him.He runs away and seeks care from Leon.But they didnt expect to fall in love.And what happens when his dad comes looking for him? BETTER THAN SUMMARY ShounenAi
Let's see. Child abused, comfort, popular slash pairing, reassurance from the author that the summary does not do their fic justice...
This has gotta be awful. :D
Sometimes, I hate it when I'm right!
Title: Silent Tears of Pain
Angsty story title? Check.
AU
Note that the "T" and "R" don't work correctly on my keyboard so if a word is mispelled, that is pobably the reason.
This is probably why we have a thing called SPELLCHECK. OH MY!
Pairing: Leon/Cloud
SO DON'T BE HATIN'!!!11
Rating: Teen for swearing, voilence, and shounen ai.
Voilence? Got some kinda crappy NY accent there?
Chapter: Numb
Angsty chapter name? Check.
Disclaimer: Note that Ruru does NOT own KH2.
PHEW! For a moment there, I thought that this author owned Disney Interactive and Square-enix. Man, was I ever confused!
Cloud was never a very happy child.
If he was, it was the medication. Don't let anyone tell you differently.
He always had some form of injury.
Usually head injuries, but that's what you get for ramming your skull against the wall so many times.
No one knew why.
He ate the fly; perhaps he'll suffer from indigestion die!
That was the way the Strife family liked it. As a young boy he always was alone. Cloud managed to put on a false front fo his oblivious teachers, but evryone else saw it, deep in his eyes,...pain.
Not that they, obviously, gave a shit! Hey, ignore the problem, maybe it'll go away.
In school he met Leon. Leon was always sticking up for him. He was a savior, a god in Cloud's eyes.
Hopefully no one will ever find that altar of Leon in his closet -- especially that statue of Leon made completely out of Leon's chewing gum.
Now, Leon Leonhart
PFFFF *SNORT*!!! "Leon Leonhart"? For crying out loud, at least call him Squall or... or Leon Loire or something. "Leon Leonhart"... god damn, I'm going to Rip Torn my eyes out.
is his only and best friend.He pomised to potect him. But Leon never relized how much Cloud was in need of protection.
Okay, aside from his parents, what the hell would Cloud need protection FROM? Bullies? Teachers? Janitors? Mimes?
He was crying again.
AAALLLL alone.
Sobbing in the corner.
AAAAAAALLLL ALLOOOOONE.
His face was flushed and tears were flooding on the stoney basement floor.
ACK! Quick, get the buckets and call whine-one-one for the WAAAHHHbulance! We have a case of overdramatics!
Large black and blue spots covered his ams and slightly covered his scrawny middle.
That is to say, HE HAS BRUISES.
It was snowing.
Wow, that... came out of no where. Totally left field.
He could hear his parents putting away the numerous weapons thay had just assaulted him with.
Like the wet noodle, the mace, the chainsaw, and oh yeah the cannon.
He lie there on the cold gound waiting for the
grammar to wake up from the goddamned DEAD.
feeling to come back to his arms. Then he would run.
Because the idea of running from abusive parents never occurred to him before!
Cloud's legs felt like they were about to explode.
That's sorta messy!
Wind hit across his skin so hard and fast that tears didn't even have time to touch his face before they were whisped into a gust of snowy air.
So... his tears turned into snow?
That's, uh... what the hell.
He ran straight towards the only safe place he knew of,
AAAALBUQUERQUE!! A magical, far away place where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer and the towels are oh so fluffy! Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel!
Leon's house.
...Shit, I was close, right?
As he came upon it he reached into his pocket and pulled out a key. The key to the back door.
The key to the back door that was on the porch. The key to the back door that was on the porch connected to the house. The key to the--
Well, you get the idea, right?
He burst through the door and raced up stairs to find Leon writing a song on his computer.
'Cuz that's what Leons do.
"Oh my god!Cloud your bleeding!"
Actually, those are just bruises! I know they SUSPICIOUSLY look like he's bleeding, but really he's not.
The scar faced teen jumped onto the gound where Cloud had just collasped."Wha on eath happened?"
Sorry I can't talk quite right, Cloud, I'm kind of sloshed. It's the only way I can write angsty lyrics to this song I'm writing.
"Leon..."Cloud murmered"I...My parents...ever since I was four...they...hurt me..."
I just... had to tell you this now... so we could have sex in the next few chapters out of comfort...
Leons jaw dropped.
You pick that back up and glue it back to your face this instant, mister!
His entire body went cold, starting a his hands. A sharp stinging in his chest began to form. Then, he felt as if his heart had gone numb...
Hence, you know, the chapter name.
And now! For the author's notes!
Sorry that I suck...
Then stop writing bad stories.
Sorry that my freaking keyboard is broken...
Then use the spell check! AND STOP WRITING BAD STORIES.
Sory that i am morbid and depressing...
Well, the way you write is, not necessarily WHAT you write.
will update for reveiws...
I'm desperate for attention! Please encourage me to write bad stories!
THINGS SHALL BE EXPLAINED IN NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIKE WHY USE SO MANY EXCLAIMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!
REVIEW OR I SHALL HUNT YOU DONT AND KILL YOU WITH A PEICE OF PAPER!!!!
Man, if that's not incentive to review, I don't know what is!
hides
That's right. You hide, bitch! HIDE!