*slaps down the grammar police sticker*
MESSAGE TO BAD!FICCERS AND GOOD!FICCERS ALIKE:
Proper grammar exists for a reason.
I know how anoying it is to have to go back and edit your work, and I completely understand the horrid phenomena of typos. In fact, I welcome such imperfections. They make pieces seem a bit more real and a little less robotic. But when you have a story of about two-thousand words and only ten punctuation marks (not to mention only one enormous chunk of paragraph), you know you have a problem.
"I sat in my room alone in the dark no im not emo don’t skip to conclusions its just...CRASH “YOU STUPID BITCH ILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU NEVER LIVED!” there fighting again mom must of dropped something I sighed and pulled my covers over my head hopping to drown out the screams coming from the down stares. This happened a lot in my house my parents said the y loved me I believed them at times the teached me of god and how he does things for a reason but how can an all loving being do this to my family my brothers are never home and I distant my self from others so I don’t have many friends all I do is draw and play videogames to escape this wretched life the world calls reality oh by the way my names Alice im 17 years of age I have short brown hair held back by hair clips im not skinny nor am I fat im 5’5 and I have green eyes I wear glasses CRASH “NO PLEASE THINK OF OUR DAUGHTER!” “YOU KNOW SHES NOT MINE YOU MOTHER FUKER!” he said that all the time when the fought true my mother remarried shes attracted to men who have a lot f money but who beat her as well I call it karma my others greedy and the men are psychos."
--http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3269369/1/
FULL OF FAIL.
Can someone explain to me why such people insist on writing their so-called fanfictions? Or any form of writing for that matter? And while you're at it, mind explaining why those people simply refuse to use anything even resembling proper grammar? Seriously, this isn't all that difficult. 1 + 1 =/= fish. Periods are used at the ends of sentences, commas to join clauses, apostrophes for possessive nouns and so on and so forth. More than one "enemy" does not make a group of "enemys" and the word "hoodie" is spelled with two "o"'s, not two "d"'s. Did Sesame Street teach you people nothing? Super-Grover would be ashamed.
I'm not asking for much; I just want something even remotely coherent!
Seriously, dears, go back to school. Pay attention in class. Do something, anything, to save the beauty that is conventional English.
And good god, stick to the fandom! Did anyone find any references to Kingdom Hearts in there? I sure as hell didn't. =___=;
No love whatsoever,
-xsynthie
Proper grammar exists for a reason.
I know how anoying it is to have to go back and edit your work, and I completely understand the horrid phenomena of typos. In fact, I welcome such imperfections. They make pieces seem a bit more real and a little less robotic. But when you have a story of about two-thousand words and only ten punctuation marks (not to mention only one enormous chunk of paragraph), you know you have a problem.
"I sat in my room alone in the dark no im not emo don’t skip to conclusions its just...CRASH “YOU STUPID BITCH ILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU NEVER LIVED!” there fighting again mom must of dropped something I sighed and pulled my covers over my head hopping to drown out the screams coming from the down stares. This happened a lot in my house my parents said the y loved me I believed them at times the teached me of god and how he does things for a reason but how can an all loving being do this to my family my brothers are never home and I distant my self from others so I don’t have many friends all I do is draw and play videogames to escape this wretched life the world calls reality oh by the way my names Alice im 17 years of age I have short brown hair held back by hair clips im not skinny nor am I fat im 5’5 and I have green eyes I wear glasses CRASH “NO PLEASE THINK OF OUR DAUGHTER!” “YOU KNOW SHES NOT MINE YOU MOTHER FUKER!” he said that all the time when the fought true my mother remarried shes attracted to men who have a lot f money but who beat her as well I call it karma my others greedy and the men are psychos."
--http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3269369/1/
FULL OF FAIL.
Can someone explain to me why such people insist on writing their so-called fanfictions? Or any form of writing for that matter? And while you're at it, mind explaining why those people simply refuse to use anything even resembling proper grammar? Seriously, this isn't all that difficult. 1 + 1 =/= fish. Periods are used at the ends of sentences, commas to join clauses, apostrophes for possessive nouns and so on and so forth. More than one "enemy" does not make a group of "enemys" and the word "hoodie" is spelled with two "o"'s, not two "d"'s. Did Sesame Street teach you people nothing? Super-Grover would be ashamed.
I'm not asking for much; I just want something even remotely coherent!
Seriously, dears, go back to school. Pay attention in class. Do something, anything, to save the beauty that is conventional English.
And good god, stick to the fandom! Did anyone find any references to Kingdom Hearts in there? I sure as hell didn't. =___=;
No love whatsoever,
-xsynthie