Kingdom Hearts 73X2!!!! lawl
Okay, Kingdom Hearts adventure fics? Make me sad. And I have a few bones to pick.
1. CAPSLOCK OF RAGE Riku is not any better than CAPSLOCK OF RAGE Harry Potter. I do give you props for having Riku's mom exist in fic. You then lose credit, though, by trying to put JENOVA into KH. Which, when you look at Sephiroth's canon existence, wouldn't make any sense. This leads to my next point...
2. I work my proverbial tail off to fit Shadow, Kefka, Kuja, Eiko, the Remnants of Sephiroth, and a handfull of other Final Fantasy characters in as cameo players. You throw Vincent in for no good reason and have him suddenly macking on some KH pretty boy and expect it to be all roses. Uh, what. If you're going to make new characters for a universe, already with canon or no, GIVE THEM PLAUSABILITY. This goes for your Keyblader Nobody OCs, too.
3. Look, I'm cool with anime worlds, okay? I have a few of my own planned. But don't take the Disney out completely for them. That's just throwing away an integral part of the series.
4. And this...is just...special.
Then all of a sudden Kairi’s key blade appeared in her hand. It was the darkest color of silver you could ever see. It could sparkle in the moonlight and could be seen from a zillion light years away. It had a sea-blue star as the handle and her key blade was very powerful. It could slather 97 enemies in her most powerful attack, called star maximum. A burst of large bright light and stars would come from the key blade and she would aim it at the target, destroy it in one blow. Her blade was called The Shooting Star Key Blade, because it had its own type of magic. You could glide on it for miles in the sky and could also shoot stars out of her key blade 2,352 feet.
At least, for once, it's Kairi instead of a sparkly Replacement-Sue.
5. I can stand the Kingdom Heart IIIs out there. I can. But subtitles are good, really. And there's a point where you should just give up on making a KHII. Like, uh, months after it COMES OUT.
Also, I'm curious about the recent upswing in OC-featuring threesomes. Seriously, I've seen three of them. Two in one story, even, and with one OC to two canon characters. It's...interesting. Although the Sora/Kairi/OC makes me sad because it destroys my ULTIMATE OT3 FOREVER, but...
1. CAPSLOCK OF RAGE Riku is not any better than CAPSLOCK OF RAGE Harry Potter. I do give you props for having Riku's mom exist in fic. You then lose credit, though, by trying to put JENOVA into KH. Which, when you look at Sephiroth's canon existence, wouldn't make any sense. This leads to my next point...
2. I work my proverbial tail off to fit Shadow, Kefka, Kuja, Eiko, the Remnants of Sephiroth, and a handfull of other Final Fantasy characters in as cameo players. You throw Vincent in for no good reason and have him suddenly macking on some KH pretty boy and expect it to be all roses. Uh, what. If you're going to make new characters for a universe, already with canon or no, GIVE THEM PLAUSABILITY. This goes for your Keyblader Nobody OCs, too.
3. Look, I'm cool with anime worlds, okay? I have a few of my own planned. But don't take the Disney out completely for them. That's just throwing away an integral part of the series.
4. And this...is just...special.
Then all of a sudden Kairi’s key blade appeared in her hand. It was the darkest color of silver you could ever see. It could sparkle in the moonlight and could be seen from a zillion light years away. It had a sea-blue star as the handle and her key blade was very powerful. It could slather 97 enemies in her most powerful attack, called star maximum. A burst of large bright light and stars would come from the key blade and she would aim it at the target, destroy it in one blow. Her blade was called The Shooting Star Key Blade, because it had its own type of magic. You could glide on it for miles in the sky and could also shoot stars out of her key blade 2,352 feet.
At least, for once, it's Kairi instead of a sparkly Replacement-Sue.
5. I can stand the Kingdom Heart IIIs out there. I can. But subtitles are good, really. And there's a point where you should just give up on making a KHII. Like, uh, months after it COMES OUT.
Also, I'm curious about the recent upswing in OC-featuring threesomes. Seriously, I've seen three of them. Two in one story, even, and with one OC to two canon characters. It's...interesting. Although the Sora/Kairi/OC makes me sad because it destroys my ULTIMATE OT3 FOREVER, but...