Close your books, class; it's quiz time.
The quiz is made up of two multiple-choice questions. Keep your eyes on your own work. You will have three minutes. Begin.
1) Suppose the following happened to Sora: That he was somehow deprived of all friends/allies/assistance when encountering a hooded Nobody, who then abruptly dragged him via darkness-portal into the Betwixt and Between, and then disrobed himself (the Nobody in question was Zexion, who Sora does not know). What would Sora do?
A) The fandango.
B) Try to get away from the threatening Nobody.
C) Summon the Keyblade and kick his ass.
D) Giggle and ask to sit on his lap and listen for his heart, eventually leading to buttsecks.
2) Suppose that Sora was lost, alone, and in some poorly-written state of undress in the Castle That Never Was, and all of a sudden encounters (and recognizes) Saix having a minor fit of rage that includes delusions and stabbitying. Would Sora...
A) Play parcheesi with him.
B) Run the HELL AWAY LIKE A SANE PERSON.
C) Feeling threatened by the psycho, summon the keyblade and take him on.
D) Follow him innocently, even when Saix makes it clear he does not want to be followed, leading to Rape!Buttsex.
Time's up. Pencils down. Yes, pens too. Turn in your papers, and if you were the one who wrote that fic and answered with D to both questions...You're an idiot.
Tegu
1) Suppose the following happened to Sora: That he was somehow deprived of all friends/allies/assistance when encountering a hooded Nobody, who then abruptly dragged him via darkness-portal into the Betwixt and Between, and then disrobed himself (the Nobody in question was Zexion, who Sora does not know). What would Sora do?
A) The fandango.
B) Try to get away from the threatening Nobody.
C) Summon the Keyblade and kick his ass.
D) Giggle and ask to sit on his lap and listen for his heart, eventually leading to buttsecks.
2) Suppose that Sora was lost, alone, and in some poorly-written state of undress in the Castle That Never Was, and all of a sudden encounters (and recognizes) Saix having a minor fit of rage that includes delusions and stabbitying. Would Sora...
A) Play parcheesi with him.
B) Run the HELL AWAY LIKE A SANE PERSON.
C) Feeling threatened by the psycho, summon the keyblade and take him on.
D) Follow him innocently, even when Saix makes it clear he does not want to be followed, leading to Rape!Buttsex.
Time's up. Pencils down. Yes, pens too. Turn in your papers, and if you were the one who wrote that fic and answered with D to both questions...You're an idiot.
Tegu