Waiting for toniiiiight!
Sometimes I get the urge to read some smut.
And I do. And I've become immune to the sex scenes - while about a year ago I might squeal and feel my face go red from reading smut, nowadays all of it is blurring together for me. Sexual tension is your friend, peoples - they don't have to be in one anothers pants to make you go 'HOTHOTHOT'.
It's come to the point where every PWP is just a copy of another. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. It's annoying.
And another thing - how come almost EVERY smut I read is 'that was the best I ever had/that was really good/oh God, lets do it again!'?
Awkwardness is your friend. Let's use an example here... uh... MarluxiaLarxene. Now, this pairing is probably my favorite het pairing. It needs more fics.
So, assuming that these two are going at it every night and twice on Fridays, how come most fics portray it as 'TEH BEST SEX EVAR' on that particular day? Obviously they're going to have some bad days, especially taking their personalities into consideration.
-Or their ages. Roxas is not a sexual deviant - he's a 15-year-old who's in the middle of puberty and would probably burst a blood vessel if someone started coming onto him. And some of the older members I think would be more experienced, and would be used the sexual urges. They would be more mature about certain situations.
Because Lexaeus keeps them all in check. He's the maturest one there. Srsly.
And I do. And I've become immune to the sex scenes - while about a year ago I might squeal and feel my face go red from reading smut, nowadays all of it is blurring together for me. Sexual tension is your friend, peoples - they don't have to be in one anothers pants to make you go 'HOTHOTHOT'.
It's come to the point where every PWP is just a copy of another. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. It's annoying.
And another thing - how come almost EVERY smut I read is 'that was the best I ever had/that was really good/oh God, lets do it again!'?
Awkwardness is your friend. Let's use an example here... uh... MarluxiaLarxene. Now, this pairing is probably my favorite het pairing. It needs more fics.
So, assuming that these two are going at it every night and twice on Fridays, how come most fics portray it as 'TEH BEST SEX EVAR' on that particular day? Obviously they're going to have some bad days, especially taking their personalities into consideration.
-Or their ages. Roxas is not a sexual deviant - he's a 15-year-old who's in the middle of puberty and would probably burst a blood vessel if someone started coming onto him. And some of the older members I think would be more experienced, and would be used the sexual urges. They would be more mature about certain situations.
Because Lexaeus keeps them all in check. He's the maturest one there. Srsly.