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Oct 27, 2005 12:44

The bigger of the two hermit crabs, Uncle Fester, died last week. =/ We think he was just old, because he never moved unless we took him out to play. We couldn't leave poor Leonardo Dicrabbio alone, so we got four more hermies. ^^;; Their names are Flamenco, Amaretto, Festerina, and Opal Bob.

Why are there so many delightful synonyms for "loose woman"? Slattern, strumpet, harlot, hussy, floozy, trollop... they're just fun to say! STRUMPET!

"Strumpet" and "poofda" sound like pastries, not epithets.

words, crabs

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