Too funny to resist - U, this one's for you...more than anyone ever wanted to know about my name

Feb 03, 2010 14:11

So u223501 says, "Look up your name at urbandictionary.com and post the definition." And me being a sucker, I did it. And here it is. I've taken the liberty of cutting it down a little because it was wayyyyy to long.

Karen
1. Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.

If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.

Seriously? Full of flaws. And great taste in guys? There is some reason I'm still single. Someone kindly explain? BUT BE NICE ABOUT IT. See definition #3.

2. I had to take out this entry because there were so many grammatical errors, I was embarrassed for the person who posted it on urbandictionary.com in the first place. Made my head hurt.

3. A girl who is totally gorgeous but is also crazy, so half the time she's an adorable joker who will make you laugh and smile while the other half a sadomasochist who will drive you insane and make you want to slam your head into a wall...and punch babies.

Dude1: Man that girl is hot but she's so bipolar!
Dude2: Yeah man, she's such a Karen!

This one is probably the closest to being me. I've never punched a baby myself... but I can piss people off!

meme

Previous post Next post
Up