Taking The Piss

May 31, 2024 18:30

(A roast I've been sitting on for a while, and now I want to flesh it out a little here. Next time someone sends me an ask accusing me of transphobia, I'll bust this bad boy out).
One of the things that annoys me being into fandoms on Tumblr is how the social contagion of transgenderism keeps being injected into areas where it doesn't belong. No, I do not care about your representation if you decide to take your mental illness to the step where you mutilate yourself. No, I don't want to see this ongoing science experiment on display. I get into fandom for escapism. I don't want to see gross-ass shit being done to a character I enjoy. I don't want to see a male character I like with top surgery scars because that is visually disturbing and a turn-off. The last thing I want to imagine is a guy I'm simping over actually being a biological female with their tits cut off and mutilated vagina. Even if transgenderism is being pushed by the media as a new standard of beauty, it won't work because trans people creep normies out at the most primal level. Sometimes pushing trans as an aesthetic still makes it look gross. No amount of brainwashing can negate this universal reality, therefore, if you want to head canon someone as being trans, then you should find a character resembling a trans person irl.
A good example of this would be Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show. He is an iconic trans male character. Just look at his hunchback he got from taking hormones he had no business taking which caused him to get osteoporosis at an early age (an inevitable side effect they all get as common as morbid obesity in trans females).


Just recently, I read a post on a Twitter account called Gays Against Groomers where they published an article about how trans men taking testosterone getting menopausal symptoms age 28.
My new favorite trans head canon -based on this new information- is that Tomura Shigaraki from My Hero Academia is a trans male. His canon age is 20, but he looks like an eighty-year-old post-menopausal female who actually died when she was seventy but is somehow still walking the earth.


Here's Tomura Shigaraki showing off his top surgery scars.


Shigaraki wearing his sassy child kidnapping get-up scares the childrens. The childrens be like, "OH GROSS!!! IT TOUCHED ME WITH ITS COLD BONY FINGERS!! DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!! EW...EW...EW...EW...EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!1!!11!"


Shigaraki's dress made quite a splash at this year's Met Gala.


Tomura Shigaraki gets a glow up after the PLF merger. Wearing red always makes a person look more attractive. Oo La La!!


Surveillance cameras showing Koku Hanabata, suave political candidate for the Hearts and Minds party, 'taking one for the team' after the PLF merger. The guy forced to watch what transpired at every angle never hated his life more.

tomura shigaraki, hear me out, riff raff, that gay shit, my hero academia, trolling, rocky horror picture show, fandom, transgenderism

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