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i know an awful little about an awful lot, an awful lot about an awful little, and everything about nothing at all.
word.
so, i got a phone call yesterday from my rheumatologist's assistant, a lovely lady by the name of carole. she worked her special brand of ohwhatabeautifulmorning frelling voodoo, and finagled two humira pens out of one of her drug representatives.
after prolific thanking (i don't think i've used the phrase "dude, you so rock," in serious conversation since...ever...), i considered calling my [word deleted] insurance company's corporate medical progenitor and laughing manically at every single employee who would give me a moment of his or her time. i'd be transferred from department to department until i wound up in haldol or thorazine; i imagine they're used to crank cackles. eventually, i'd be able to stammer out "you denied me, and then you gave it to me for free kids!"
they'd have no idea what i was talking about, but imagine the satisfaaaaaction!
ultimately, i did not, because i knew carole would suffer the consequences. at this point, i'm so grateful to her, i'd serenade her with a rousing chorus of "oh jasmine, you came and you gave without taking..." in the middle of a relatively empty idlewild.
and if you get that reference, HA! you're as big a geek as me!
or as bored at 0600.
word.
so, i got a phone call yesterday from my rheumatologist's assistant, a lovely lady by the name of carole. she worked her special brand of ohwhatabeautifulmorning frelling voodoo, and finagled two humira pens out of one of her drug representatives.
after prolific thanking (i don't think i've used the phrase "dude, you so rock," in serious conversation since...ever...), i considered calling my [word deleted] insurance company's corporate medical progenitor and laughing manically at every single employee who would give me a moment of his or her time. i'd be transferred from department to department until i wound up in haldol or thorazine; i imagine they're used to crank cackles. eventually, i'd be able to stammer out "you denied me, and then you gave it to me for free kids!"
they'd have no idea what i was talking about, but imagine the satisfaaaaaction!
ultimately, i did not, because i knew carole would suffer the consequences. at this point, i'm so grateful to her, i'd serenade her with a rousing chorus of "oh jasmine, you came and you gave without taking..." in the middle of a relatively empty idlewild.
and if you get that reference, HA! you're as big a geek as me!
or as bored at 0600.