The Ribbit Legacy (Generation 1.0)
Alright, so the Twiddle Legacy sadly met it's demise at the hands of a glitched neighbourhood. I have clones of the sims, but not the actual gameplay history, so I guess there's only one thing to do and start a new legacy in another neighbourhood. ;_;
Let's hope this one actually lasts longer than 3 generations.
But anyway, let's meet our ladyboy founder, Mr. Albert Ribbit.
What is it with me and my love for male sims that look like girls?!
Albert Ribbit
Aspiration: Knowledge
Lifetime Want: Become Chief of Staff
Zodiac: Aries
Neat: 7
Outgoing: 7
Lazy 3
Serious: 3
Nice: 5
Albert lives on a campsite.
(The outhouse is misleading, the back wall eventually got removed to pay for more skill-building supplies.)
He also lives on a diet of cereal and hot dogs. At least, until we can afford a proper oven.
Albert: 'Where the hell is the goddamn newspaper boy?'
Finally.
No medical careers listed, but we're short on money (very short) so the lifetime want attempt will have to be postponed for a while. He got a job as a golf caddy.
Visitors!
No possible dates though.
Albert: Now if you excuse me, I'm off to hang out with people more interesting than you. No offence.
And as soon as he gets out the cab...
OUCH.
I say, sue the taxi driver for making you ram your head into a phone box.
Albert is supposed to be looking for a date, but he's more interesting in taking photos of himself...
...And drinking coffee...
...and serving coffee with a sulk on his face...
...And pretending to be the scary lady from the Vanish ads...
...And juggling...
And while he's at it, might as well eye up that pretty lady too. Opinions, Albert?
Excellent. Now make your move.
Or just stand there staring at her like a creepy perv. Whatever floats your boat...
Nikki Fancey: So I bought this new suitcase the other day, it's...
Albert: *Totally ignoring what she's saying in favour of staring in admiration*
She seems to know what Albert's thinking.
Go ahead, Albert.
Creepy staring guy just stares at them...
Albert: I LOVE HER I LOVE HER!
And so Albert ventures back to his campsite, where it's still daytime because apparently 3 hours Downtown is 2 minutes at home.
Straight after the shower, he's off again for a date!
Where the majority of the time they just slow-danced in the middle of the road like sensible people.
Albert wants a burger, Nikki wants lobster, what contrast. (And how unfair, doesn't she realise Albert's broke?)
They're drinking out of empty glasses for the love of puppies!
Albert: Want a bite?
Nikki: I have no desire for such cheap-tasting things.
Expensive taste aside, the fact that Nikki pulls such creepy faces makes it a bonus.
You want to go on another date, despite feeling Albert didn't care for you? Strange girl you are, Nikki.
But as soon as he got back to the campsite-where-time-goes-slowly, Albert phoned Nikki up again for a visit.
Albert: To hell with the fact we've only known each other for 6 hours, let's get married!
Nikki: Yeah alright!
And what a beautiful wedding it was, the guests inside the sleeping-tent, the ceremony taking place in a campsite...
Nikki brought in enough money to build something that shouldn't even count as a house, but it'll do anyway.
Stat time!
Nikki Ribbit
Aspiration: Romance
Lifetime Want: Become Celebrity Chef
Zodiac: Taurus
Neat: 5
Outgoing: 5
Lazy: 3
Playful: 8
Grouchy: 4
Do I really have to explain what's going to happen next?
Congratulations Albert, you moved in, met a girl, got married and got her pregnant in the space of one day! I think that deserves an applause.
Albert: REALLY?!
The chess table also doubles up as a dining table.
But Nikki brought in a few goods too, I sold them all to pay for this nice computer.
That should make things a bit easier.
Nikki already had a wonderful, well-paying job. But screw it, let's change jobs anyway, it was part of her lifetime want!
Albert: Now that's one sexy little bookcase. I could read those books any day~ *Wolf Whistle*
And with the thought that he might be sexually-attracted to household items barely staying in his mind, Albert sets off to work in a horrible dingy car.
Oh wow, she's losing it already. And this isn't even an ISBI challenge!
:D
Now it's Nikki's turn, who, like normal people, prefers other human beings over bookshelves.
Yeah, bills, we hate them too. That's almost half the family funds gone already.
And after a short stay at home, Albert's off yet again!
Nice jumpsuit.
Albert: Ooh I knooooow~ *Wolf face*
Barely 2 days into the legacy and we already have smelly, angry sims. Check out that plumbob.
Barely 2 seconds in bed and...
Let's take a break.
Yay! :D
Nikki just randomly wakes up in the night.
Nikki: ... Who are you?
Nikki:... Zzzzzzzzz....
Let's hope this one actually lasts longer than 3 generations.
But anyway, let's meet our ladyboy founder, Mr. Albert Ribbit.
What is it with me and my love for male sims that look like girls?!
Albert Ribbit
Aspiration: Knowledge
Lifetime Want: Become Chief of Staff
Zodiac: Aries
Neat: 7
Outgoing: 7
Lazy 3
Serious: 3
Nice: 5
Albert lives on a campsite.
(The outhouse is misleading, the back wall eventually got removed to pay for more skill-building supplies.)
He also lives on a diet of cereal and hot dogs. At least, until we can afford a proper oven.
Albert: 'Where the hell is the goddamn newspaper boy?'
Finally.
No medical careers listed, but we're short on money (very short) so the lifetime want attempt will have to be postponed for a while. He got a job as a golf caddy.
Visitors!
No possible dates though.
Albert: Now if you excuse me, I'm off to hang out with people more interesting than you. No offence.
And as soon as he gets out the cab...
OUCH.
I say, sue the taxi driver for making you ram your head into a phone box.
Albert is supposed to be looking for a date, but he's more interesting in taking photos of himself...
...And drinking coffee...
...and serving coffee with a sulk on his face...
...And pretending to be the scary lady from the Vanish ads...
...And juggling...
And while he's at it, might as well eye up that pretty lady too. Opinions, Albert?
Excellent. Now make your move.
Or just stand there staring at her like a creepy perv. Whatever floats your boat...
Nikki Fancey: So I bought this new suitcase the other day, it's...
Albert: *Totally ignoring what she's saying in favour of staring in admiration*
She seems to know what Albert's thinking.
Go ahead, Albert.
Creepy staring guy just stares at them...
Albert: I LOVE HER I LOVE HER!
And so Albert ventures back to his campsite, where it's still daytime because apparently 3 hours Downtown is 2 minutes at home.
Straight after the shower, he's off again for a date!
Where the majority of the time they just slow-danced in the middle of the road like sensible people.
Albert wants a burger, Nikki wants lobster, what contrast. (And how unfair, doesn't she realise Albert's broke?)
They're drinking out of empty glasses for the love of puppies!
Albert: Want a bite?
Nikki: I have no desire for such cheap-tasting things.
Expensive taste aside, the fact that Nikki pulls such creepy faces makes it a bonus.
You want to go on another date, despite feeling Albert didn't care for you? Strange girl you are, Nikki.
But as soon as he got back to the campsite-where-time-goes-slowly, Albert phoned Nikki up again for a visit.
Albert: To hell with the fact we've only known each other for 6 hours, let's get married!
Nikki: Yeah alright!
And what a beautiful wedding it was, the guests inside the sleeping-tent, the ceremony taking place in a campsite...
Nikki brought in enough money to build something that shouldn't even count as a house, but it'll do anyway.
Stat time!
Nikki Ribbit
Aspiration: Romance
Lifetime Want: Become Celebrity Chef
Zodiac: Taurus
Neat: 5
Outgoing: 5
Lazy: 3
Playful: 8
Grouchy: 4
Do I really have to explain what's going to happen next?
Congratulations Albert, you moved in, met a girl, got married and got her pregnant in the space of one day! I think that deserves an applause.
Albert: REALLY?!
The chess table also doubles up as a dining table.
But Nikki brought in a few goods too, I sold them all to pay for this nice computer.
That should make things a bit easier.
Nikki already had a wonderful, well-paying job. But screw it, let's change jobs anyway, it was part of her lifetime want!
Albert: Now that's one sexy little bookcase. I could read those books any day~ *Wolf Whistle*
And with the thought that he might be sexually-attracted to household items barely staying in his mind, Albert sets off to work in a horrible dingy car.
Oh wow, she's losing it already. And this isn't even an ISBI challenge!
:D
Now it's Nikki's turn, who, like normal people, prefers other human beings over bookshelves.
Yeah, bills, we hate them too. That's almost half the family funds gone already.
And after a short stay at home, Albert's off yet again!
Nice jumpsuit.
Albert: Ooh I knooooow~ *Wolf face*
Barely 2 days into the legacy and we already have smelly, angry sims. Check out that plumbob.
Barely 2 seconds in bed and...
Let's take a break.
Yay! :D
Nikki just randomly wakes up in the night.
Nikki: ... Who are you?
Nikki:... Zzzzzzzzz....