Hetalia-Sims Big Night Out (Part 2)!
Rating: PG-13
Characters: England, France, N. Italy, S. Italy, Germany, Canada, America, China, Russia
Warnings: Sexy-time, English swearing, glitched necks, drunk sims, yet another SZS cameo.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or EAxis. Nor do I condone drinking until your neck breaks or gambling with girls who have tail fetishes.
Summary: The big night out continues. Click here for part 1.
The afternoon after...
China: You look splendid down there, aru.
Canada: Really? <3
I'm worried about America. I don't think it's safe, having punch leaking out of your throat like that.
Abiru Kobushi: If you don't get this one, you'll wear a racoon tail, gottit?
Germany: Yeah... great...
I don't know if you noticed America in the background there.
SOMEONE SEND THIS GUY TO A HOSPITAL. DD:
He has horrific neck issues. D:
Drunk England! :D
FRANCE'S QUEST TO ACHIEVE HIS LIFETIME WANT OF WHOOHOOING 20 SIMS PART 2
TARGET: RUSSIA
CREEPY PERV FACE
France: You know, I have X-Ray eyes.
Russia: That's amazing!
France: Some people would pay a lot of money for my services...
France: But I wouldn't recommend you to pay me. I can already tell you have a disgusting spare tire under that sweater, disgusting little flabbyman.
Russia: Your X-Ray eyes can't see what secrets lie underneath this sweater of mine.
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France: Oh I love it when you talk sweaters.
*SmoochSnogMwahTongue*
The Italys have joined the party!
I think China had had a bit too much punch too.
China: Tweet tweet!
I don't think you're supposed to go behind the bar.
England: WHERE THE HELL IS MY SUNDAE YOU TWAT
Germany: Where's Romano?
Germany: I miss him. *Sniff*
To the spa!
England: Heeeey~ no matter what, you're an 'A' in my book
Canada: Are you still drunk?
China looks at clothes.
China: This would look just wonderful on me, aru. The girly hospital gown look is so in right now.
Work it Italy, work those abs.
Any reason why Russia wears his scarf in the hot tub? Is it permanently attached to his person via a surgical accident?
SIMS WHOOHOOED: 2/20.
