Episode 2!!!
The Adventures of the vile Voldemort and woeful Wormtail:
Episode 2!
Another blasted attempt at conquering the world... Our vile villains are contemplating, yet again, on the best tactic for kidnapping our young hero, Master Harry Potter, and taking over our precious, yet not-so-precious, world.
Voldemort: *Breathes in deeply* Ah, yes! This is the life. Hiding out, plotting evil quests, and ... killing people. (smiles happily)
Wormtail: Not to mention free cookies!
Voldemort: What?
Wormtail: Oh - er... Never mind. (Hides cookies) So... Montrocious Master... what are we going to do this time? Kidnap Harry? Or better yet, kidnap his friends! (Wormtail shudders at the mention of the word friends)
Narrator: Could it be? Is he remembering his treacherous past and finally trembling with guilt?
Wormtail: Hell no!
Narrator: Oh, wait. He's trembling with excitement. My mistake.
Voldemort: Friends?? What are they? (He asks this with the utmost sincerity and innocence)
Narrator: Yup! He really doesn't know what they are. It's not his fault, though, that no-one has befriended him. Personally, I blame the parents...
Wormtail: Er... DW
Voldemort: DW? Isn't that net slang for don't worry?
Wormtail: Um...
Voldemort: *furiously angry* I've told you, Wormtail, numerous times, you hear me? NUMEROUS TIMES! You are NOT to go on my laptop! It is for my use - and for me ONLY! No exceptions!
Wormtail: (Looks guiltily at his toes. The nails are popping out of the dirty old shoes he was wearing; he never cuts them.)
Voldemort: *sighs* What have you been up to this time? Chatting again, I suppose?
Wormtail: Y - yes...
Voldemort: Well...?
Wormtail: There was this really cool guy I was talking to -
Voldemort: Oh God! No! That is gross. Anything but that! I meant did you achieve anything on there?
Wormtail: Oh yes! I'm thinking of asking him to be my boy -
Voldemort: WORMTAIL, YOU STUPID LITTLE TWITCHY FAIRY! I meant on POTTER!
Wormtail: Potter? Why would I want him for?
Voldemort: (Face turns as red as his eyes... he actually looks like a traffic light on red) I meant have you discovered a rather insane, maddeningly thrilling, full-proof way to kidnap him?
Wormtail: Oh! Right. Yes, er, that.
Voldemort: Well...?
Wormtail: No.
Voldemort: (Bangs his head against the wall)
*****
There you go guys! The next episode won't be up until a while. I have a lot of work to do in these two weeks... *sighs dramatically*
Ah, well. Hope you liked it! Comments please!! ^_^