Unsatisfying and vague:
Dear EVERYTHING:
If you really must insist on continually GOING WRONG, please have the courtesy to STOP GOING WRONG or at least PAUSE GOING WRONG for THIRTY F'N MINUTES or something so that I can WRITE ABOUT IT ALL IN MY VERY IMPORTANT ONLINE JOURNAL.
Sincerely, AAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHHHH
p.s. I'm still happy, but I don't deal well (physically) with stress.
p.p.s. Most of the Things that are Going Wrong have to do with my friends. Please think good thoughts for them!
p.p.p.s. I think I might absolutely refuse to leave my house tomorrow (don't worry, I actually have that day off from work) because if I don't sleep in, decompress, do some writing, answer e-mails, update my iPod and play some Goddamn video games, I just might get STRESS CANCER.
p.p.p.s. Stress Cancer is a real thing, right?
p.p.p.p.s. That's a joke, please note that I do not think actual cancer is very funny.
p.p.p.p.p.s. Okay seriously it's Crisis Resolution Time! Wish me luck!!
If you really must insist on continually GOING WRONG, please have the courtesy to STOP GOING WRONG or at least PAUSE GOING WRONG for THIRTY F'N MINUTES or something so that I can WRITE ABOUT IT ALL IN MY VERY IMPORTANT ONLINE JOURNAL.
Sincerely, AAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHHHH
p.s. I'm still happy, but I don't deal well (physically) with stress.
p.p.s. Most of the Things that are Going Wrong have to do with my friends. Please think good thoughts for them!
p.p.p.s. I think I might absolutely refuse to leave my house tomorrow (don't worry, I actually have that day off from work) because if I don't sleep in, decompress, do some writing, answer e-mails, update my iPod and play some Goddamn video games, I just might get STRESS CANCER.
p.p.p.s. Stress Cancer is a real thing, right?
p.p.p.p.s. That's a joke, please note that I do not think actual cancer is very funny.
p.p.p.p.p.s. Okay seriously it's Crisis Resolution Time! Wish me luck!!