I am a bad, bad man.

Feb 05, 2014 15:17

Hee hee hee...

I'll share with everyone: At FurCon. my friend Bree had brought her lovely custom-made plushie. It's a dragon-wolf-dolphin thingy. Very cute and nifty. I had seen it before, and when I came up to Bree, another gal was admiring the plushie. Thinking quicky, I concealed one of those little squeakers in my hand...
Girl: "I can't get over how awesome this is!"
Me: "Oh, that's not the best part..." *pokes the head a couple times while squeezing the squeaker*
Girl: "Ohmygosh it squeaks!!" *prods unsuccessfully at plushie* *looks up forlornly*
Me: "Oh, no. You gotta press just right, see?" *squeak squeak*
Girl: "Oh! Ok!" *tries pressing harder*
Bree: "Oh for God's sake! He has a squeaker in his hand!!"
Me: *shows squeaker* "... I am a bad, bad man."

I later repeated the trick, making someone think their Derpy plushie squeaked when you poked her bubbles.
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