facebook? hatebook.
*** You've successfully logged onto FaceBook ***
*** You have 163782 invitations to start some meaningless application ***
*** You have been bitten by some homo-erotic cyber-Werewolf 61475 times ***
*** You have been cyber-judged to be worth $164782 dollars by some funky algorithm ***
*** You have 1271941 invitations from people whom you've never met ***
*** You have been dutifully informed of EVERY single action every single of your Facebook-Friends had done ***
*** You have 831414 pokes that feel remotely ticklish ***
*** You get horribly lost in that demonic mishmash of unkept cyberwilderness.
*** You die from suffocation ***