1. For fuck's sake, it's pronounced MAY TIE, not my tie. Mei tai is a traditional Chinese baby carrier. Mai tai is an alcoholic beverage. *head desk*
2.
alexisyael is right: TEETHING SUCKS!!!
3. and so does bronchitis and noro-virus, right on its heels with teething added to the mix. It's been so much fun around here.
And that's pretty much all I have time to share... :\