Ce soir, j'ai failli me démaquiller les yeux avec du dissolvant pour vernis à ongles.

Je crois que ça veut dire "tu es fatiguée, va au lit".

Bon sang, elle a été longue, cette semaine...

Quand vous laissez des stylos-feutre dans votre bô porte-crayon-de-chez-ATAC, et que vous les mettez capuchon vers le haut, et qu'ensuite vous n'y touchez pas pendant deux mois...

Ben...

...Ils sèchent.

Moi et le bon sens, ça fait trois.

I really need to go look if someone has nailed a dead chicken on a door or something, because it's starting to look like something's amiss in that building's karma ( Read more... )

About to go out and buy the groceries this morning, I found out that my car wouldn't start anymore. Electronic system off. So, okay, I thought, must be the battery. Unfortunately, some time ago, BF's brother had borrowed the cables and all the stuff to reload it, so I make sure to phone for him to bring it to use this evening. Later on, I decided ( Read more... )

Not only do I cut myself in the bath on five good centimeters while shaving my legs, I shrug it up and remain there for ten more minutes with my book. And my ankle in hot water. Then I wonder why I'm still bleeding like a pig with a slit throat when I get out, and why I find myself half passing out gas on the stairs while calling for my boyfriend ( Read more... )

Yeah... It was quite some time I hadn't broken anything really essential, I should've known it wouldn't last any longer. This morning, I gave an almost-lethal blow to my glasses. Argh. I can still use them, but the part that supports them on my nose is now broken, and I can't wear them long when they're like this, because it hurts. Two days before ( Read more... )

Now I'm seriously wondering if I'm not losing my mind.

We watched a movie tonight, and it's something we had already seen (like 2-3 years ago only). I know we had, and I know I had watched it with Choum, and he remembers it very well.

So why don't I have any memory of this movie? Even after having watched 10 minuues of it, 20, 30, the whole movie ( Read more... )

So this morning was my first attempt at the driving license...

I'd like to say that it was expected, but damnit... Not even! Everything had started so well... I incredibly managed to do the best maneuver I ever did since I started driving, parking the car perfectly, and I'm not exagerating. I must admit that I was so amazed at myself for this... ( Read more... )

I must remember to never, ever click again on a link that says something like "warning: gross/sick". I didn't sleep for half the night after what I've... read. Ugh ( Read more... )

Whee. Today, I almost died twice ( Read more... )