Tis The Season.
Surely, for fans of my Mother, this requires no translation.
(Mom just told me she bought my Christmas gifts today)
KerryAnn O Rama: YAYAY! What did I get?
REXedward: donna and chris done kids done few more thne i bake cookies an dput up tree
REXedward: my mind just slipped
KerryAnn O Rama: You don't bake. You slice and put in the oven.
REXedward: hey i found my dishes at kmmart
REXedward: f u wench im doing xmas cookies
REXedward: ricotta whats the othe r2 i foeget
KerryAnn O Rama: See you don't even know.
KerryAnn O Rama: SUGAR PLUMS.
KerryAnn O Rama: POLKA DOT.
REXedward: yeah the other right
REXedward: i have to bake got no time to auction off thos ecookies so ill bake and keep
(Mom just told me she bought my Christmas gifts today)
KerryAnn O Rama: YAYAY! What did I get?
REXedward: donna and chris done kids done few more thne i bake cookies an dput up tree
REXedward: my mind just slipped
KerryAnn O Rama: You don't bake. You slice and put in the oven.
REXedward: hey i found my dishes at kmmart
REXedward: f u wench im doing xmas cookies
REXedward: ricotta whats the othe r2 i foeget
KerryAnn O Rama: See you don't even know.
KerryAnn O Rama: SUGAR PLUMS.
KerryAnn O Rama: POLKA DOT.
REXedward: yeah the other right
REXedward: i have to bake got no time to auction off thos ecookies so ill bake and keep