A friend had an idea, wherein people would try to mimic the expression of Donald Sutherland in this scene from Invasion of the Body Snatchers:


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We got a few more packs of Magnetic Poetry recently (Gardener Kit, Office Kit, and My Friend), and I was musing on how much I enjoyed putting the words together.

INT. SHOWER. NIGHT.

KERMIX

I love our fridge.

EOWYN

Please stop talking about cold things.

KERMIX

Oh, right, okay. I really love our poetry on our ... thing.

In an unusually dork display of dorkitude, I tried to import a few old Jerkcity comic texts into the Sam & Max comic generator, with wildly varying results.

Mario Kart Arcade GP takes a picture of you when you play it:


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Now that I've practically spammed all of hateatron with this already:


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[20:03] *** Topic is 'No no you see the rules of language are purely arbitrary stodgy ivory-tower crap we doesn't have to worried aboard because everytime history on you rebendible sausage mountain.'

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INT. BATHROOM. NIGHT.

kermix and eowyn797 exit the shower.

EOWYN

You have "I'm in an indie rock band" hair.

KERMIX

(Horrified) What? No! What happened to the foofyness?

EOWYN

It gets all flat when it's wet.

(KERMIX starts messing up his hair, pauses when it is sticking up in all directions, and looks at it in the mirror.)EOWYN ( Read more... )

Tony: WHERE S THEM RUM?
Me: IN YAH BELLEH
Me: IT GTO IN YEH BELLEH
Shel: *pokes teh tony* in teh belleh! :D
Me: YAHILIKEITASAIND WTFOLOL
Me: allarlarlarlar

later...Me: Living this close to the Rose Parade route is just fucked ( Read more... )