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[kerin]

Things I know about heaven:

1. It is not subject to entropy, or otherwise has a source of energy that ignores entropy in a localized fashion
2. Almost nobody I like will be there
3. I won't be there
4. It probably doesn't have access to YouTube or 4chan or most leading MMORPGs
5. you probably STILL don't get any useful answers to questions like "why are we here"
6. It expands at a rate precisely equal to the rate at which it needs to become larger
7. It ignores probabilistic and statistical law with flagrant disregard for natural law
   

Things I'm only pretty sure I know about heaven.

1. it isn't real
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