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I've decided to write a book. You've heard of the Hungry Hungry Caterpillar? Well, meet The Hungry Hungry Prego-pillar.
But the Pregopillar doesn't eat leaves and apples and things like the Caterpillar and she CERTAINLY doesn't turn into a butterfly when all is said and done...it's more like if she isn't provided with chocolate snack cakes, cheetos, and ice cream on a regular basis, she turns into an evil brain-eating zombie and destroys all in her path.
Good clean children's book.
(*you'd think from how I talk that all I do is eat - which is partially true - but I've only gained 5 pounds this whole pregnancy so I'm not the gigantic hippo that you're all probably imagining. I'm only a little bit of a hippo. :) )
But the Pregopillar doesn't eat leaves and apples and things like the Caterpillar and she CERTAINLY doesn't turn into a butterfly when all is said and done...it's more like if she isn't provided with chocolate snack cakes, cheetos, and ice cream on a regular basis, she turns into an evil brain-eating zombie and destroys all in her path.
Good clean children's book.
(*you'd think from how I talk that all I do is eat - which is partially true - but I've only gained 5 pounds this whole pregnancy so I'm not the gigantic hippo that you're all probably imagining. I'm only a little bit of a hippo. :) )