Dear Gods, does my house love Graham Norton's hilarity. He's the one man that can tame Elton's inner queen.

Let's watch!

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- Ken

So, as if my life wasn't exciting enough, my wife-to-be has decided to slander me to Blockbuster employees.

Here's the story:

We're at Blockbuster picking up "Wanted" (which I never got around to seeing on the big screen). We're waiting in line. There's two teens behind the counter, and they're watching the closed circuit television that plays in ( Read more... )

... I seriously debated just posting the title line to this. It sums it all quite nicely ( Read more... )

Well, gang, it looks like I've been barking up the wrong tree all these years with Japanese fighting arts ( Read more... )

Every now and then, I stop and ask myself, "How the hell did I get so weird?" Usually, I don't have an appreciable answer to this question, but every now and then, I examine bits of my childhood in retrospect and it makes a lot more sense to me.

The following list is the bi-product of one of those revelations.

Common Misconceptions from Street ( Read more... )

So, I saw the Transformers movie last night. As promised, it was more than met the eye. Definitely a fun summer movie.

There's two terms I thought you'd never see together in an article. However, the dharma zombie is a unique and real phenomenon. I know, because for a long time, I was a dharma zombie. Do you want to know what a dharma zombie is? As ( Read more... )

Important Misconceptions Dispelled ( Read more... )

Apologies for the scarcity of regular material lately. I've been engaged in working on a rather sizeable product for the benefit of nerd-kind (read: some gamer-oriented writing) and thus, have not had as much time to come up with generally public literary comestibles.

Ruminations Upon Yonder Laundro-mat

I am not the type to keep regular hours, nor ( Read more... )

I was told yesterday that the unofficial slogan for the Public Defender's office is "You can't make this shit up."

That's EXACTLY what I thought when I read this piece:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14121008/

It's about Nazi restaurants in India.

... I'm not kidding.

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