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kenney

A Not-So-Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Stupidity

Jan 15, 2003 00:19

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if 'liver' were a country, it'd have been annexed by now alokemon January 14 2003, 21:51:47 UTC

Well sir, I truly enjoyed that entry, very much so. Good work.

I hereby proclaim that I was Matthew Kenney from 12:14-12:24am, wedenesday january 15, 2003. Thus it was actually I who wrote this entry, and therefore I win.

I also proclaim myself George Bush for the 10-minute span when he signed the tax cut bill.

As George Bush I shoot myself in the neck.

As Alok Disa I labor along as usual.

Alok used up my randomness theflash152 January 15 2003, 11:22:46 UTC

You don't ace like this enough. You bring sunshine to my day. Plus, I got my teeth cleaned too, so we can be like, teeth-cleaned buddies. Only no hot chicks work at my dad's office. Just...my dad. And that old secretary lady. You're good.

thanks panks thorr January 15 2003, 13:43:17 UTC

That was the most fun I've had in a while.

anonymous January 15 2003, 18:19:30 UTC

i want you to write my eulogy, complete with subtext.

"Ian Leonard was a great man..."
-That bastard owed me money. Now i'll have to sue his estate.
-I wonder how late McDonald's is open.
-Mmmmm, hungry.
-Where am I again?

ex_mihail January 16 2003, 20:29:23 UTC

AHH! YOU ARE SO HOT!