Sep 25, 2005 21:35
So I've got a fucking ghost in my computer. You heard me, a ghost now resides in my computer and his name is Bill Rates. How do I know all this? Well he tells me of course. He types me messages in search bars, generally the google bar. It's starting to creeping me out. Here are some of the things he has said so far:
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{Edit}
It's started to invade Word. I'm going to leave a Word file open all night and see what it says.he's zone is you Ahhhhhh! It's invading this very post.
{Edit} Apparently some people think this is a joke. Well, its not. Everything I have said is 100% true. I have not made anything up. And it really did invade this post while I was editing.