The pope dying is like finding a twenty dollar bill
to sum up everything into one word would be impossible, because that would undermine the use of sentences and cause an outburst of the over-indulgence of sentence fragments.
Sammy Mayfield was a small circus child. His legs were attached to a petri dish like any other circus child and he had a bushy mustache just like anyone. But one thing was different about Sammy; his fingers were overly straight and worked together quite well. They other circus children who didn't have mops for hands were jealous of him because their fingers looked, ironically, like mops. He decided to ride an elephant out of the circus but he then remembered that he couldn't walk or ride on anything other than a large petri dish. He was forced to stay in the circus but he discovered later that he could use a type writer. This became his new act. People would come and watch Sammy type as he sat inside of a tiger cage. Most of the things he wrote revolved around how normal he was and how much he wanted to leave the circus. There was one story that he wrote about elephants and circus peanuts. The story was political biased and was a metaphor for how republicans were using their fear of other countries nuclear capabilities as an excuse to eat them. The book became famous and he was a millionaire. Later people realized that a circus child had written it and it immediately became unfamous. Then people realized that Sammy must be in his late 40's by now and is not a child, they also thought they should probably refer to him as Sam because it sounds much more mature and respectable. The book immidiatly became re-famous and was five times as famous as it was when it debuted. After that he had enough money to surgically remove the petri dish attached to his feet. This was the most expensive operation every to occur in history and was estimated to have cost 70 million dollars. This was of course the end of his fame because he became broke after that and to pay off the money he had to go back and work for the circus.
I know I know, he said.
this won't hurt unless you look at me, if you look at me then you will feel immense pain. If you feel pain you will then look at me, so I recomend to you in all situations, don't look at me.
Sammy Mayfield was a small circus child. His legs were attached to a petri dish like any other circus child and he had a bushy mustache just like anyone. But one thing was different about Sammy; his fingers were overly straight and worked together quite well. They other circus children who didn't have mops for hands were jealous of him because their fingers looked, ironically, like mops. He decided to ride an elephant out of the circus but he then remembered that he couldn't walk or ride on anything other than a large petri dish. He was forced to stay in the circus but he discovered later that he could use a type writer. This became his new act. People would come and watch Sammy type as he sat inside of a tiger cage. Most of the things he wrote revolved around how normal he was and how much he wanted to leave the circus. There was one story that he wrote about elephants and circus peanuts. The story was political biased and was a metaphor for how republicans were using their fear of other countries nuclear capabilities as an excuse to eat them. The book became famous and he was a millionaire. Later people realized that a circus child had written it and it immediately became unfamous. Then people realized that Sammy must be in his late 40's by now and is not a child, they also thought they should probably refer to him as Sam because it sounds much more mature and respectable. The book immidiatly became re-famous and was five times as famous as it was when it debuted. After that he had enough money to surgically remove the petri dish attached to his feet. This was the most expensive operation every to occur in history and was estimated to have cost 70 million dollars. This was of course the end of his fame because he became broke after that and to pay off the money he had to go back and work for the circus.
I know I know, he said.
this won't hurt unless you look at me, if you look at me then you will feel immense pain. If you feel pain you will then look at me, so I recomend to you in all situations, don't look at me.