Don't count your sheep before they hatch
For he is a naughty fellow. In all fairness he was under the influence of huffed gasoline.
In my studies I have to come to the conclusion that huffing gasoline leads to a 340% increase in all around naughtiness and a 20% decrease in politeness.
Next time I go to a restaraunt, if the waiter asks for anything to be put into a doggy bag, I will smugly reply "Do you have a real big one? because I prefer traveling inside of bags."
Would anyone participate in a wet t-shirt contest with mercury? A chick has got to be pretty drunk to agree to a wet T-shirt contest anyways, I figure why not give her a couple extra beers and then douse her chest in liquid metal.
In my studies I have to come to the conclusion that huffing gasoline leads to a 340% increase in all around naughtiness and a 20% decrease in politeness.
Next time I go to a restaraunt, if the waiter asks for anything to be put into a doggy bag, I will smugly reply "Do you have a real big one? because I prefer traveling inside of bags."
Would anyone participate in a wet t-shirt contest with mercury? A chick has got to be pretty drunk to agree to a wet T-shirt contest anyways, I figure why not give her a couple extra beers and then douse her chest in liquid metal.