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(1:23:43 AM) saucegay: do you know about this nuvaring birth control
(1:23:52 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: what's that
(1:24:01 AM) saucegay: it's this clear plastic ring
(1:24:05 AM) saucegay: that you put in your vagina
(1:24:10 AM) saucegay: and it slowwwly releases hormones
(1:24:42 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: oh i heard of that yeah
(1:24:46 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: it sounds insane
(1:24:46 AM) saucegay: and you have to refridgerate it
(1:24:52 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: i don't want no plastic up my vag
(1:25:00 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: no cold plastic
(1:25:13 AM) saucegay: also apparently it will fall out from extra straining bowel movements
(1:25:24 AM) saucegay: which means i can't use it
(1:25:27 AM) saucegay: obviously
(1:25:34 AM) saucegay: get it
(1:25:37 AM) saucegay: because i poop a lot
(1:25:47 AM) saucegay: do you get the joke
(1:26:09 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: what? no i... what do you mean?
(1:26:23 AM) saucegay: i can't use the nuvaring because whenever i poop it'll fall out
(1:26:28 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: i'm confused
(1:26:49 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: now who poops?
(1:27:00 AM) saucegay: you see the poop
(1:27:04 AM) saucegay: causes the ring to
(1:27:06 AM) saucegay: let me start again
(1:27:09 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: okay
(1:27:15 AM) saucegay: the ring is in the vagina
(1:27:18 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: right
(1:27:27 AM) saucegay: then if i poop
(1:27:34 AM) saucegay: the ring which was previously in my vagina
(1:27:38 AM) saucegay: will fall out
(1:27:45 AM) saucegay: to a location which is not inside
(1:27:46 AM) saucegay: my vagina
(1:27:52 AM) saucegay: thus neutralizing the effects
(1:27:55 AM) saucegay: of the ring
(1:28:01 AM) saucegay: because the ring should be in the vagina
(1:28:05 AM) saucegay: which it will not be
(1:28:07 AM) saucegay: if i poop
(1:28:12 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: ohh oh okay i get it, i get it, the force of which you expell the poop will also cause you to pop out the vagina ring with extreme force
(1:28:18 AM) saucegay: yeah
(1:28:24 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: it's like a weapon
(1:28:34 AM) saucegay: much like a ping pong ball launched from the vagina of a thai woman
(1:28:43 AM) saucegay: that's the difference between ping pong and table tennis
(1:28:55 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: wow yu, you're like a historian on vaginas
(1:29:15 AM) saucegay: i'm like a vaginarion
(1:23:52 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: what's that
(1:24:01 AM) saucegay: it's this clear plastic ring
(1:24:05 AM) saucegay: that you put in your vagina
(1:24:10 AM) saucegay: and it slowwwly releases hormones
(1:24:42 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: oh i heard of that yeah
(1:24:46 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: it sounds insane
(1:24:46 AM) saucegay: and you have to refridgerate it
(1:24:52 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: i don't want no plastic up my vag
(1:25:00 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: no cold plastic
(1:25:13 AM) saucegay: also apparently it will fall out from extra straining bowel movements
(1:25:24 AM) saucegay: which means i can't use it
(1:25:27 AM) saucegay: obviously
(1:25:34 AM) saucegay: get it
(1:25:37 AM) saucegay: because i poop a lot
(1:25:47 AM) saucegay: do you get the joke
(1:26:09 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: what? no i... what do you mean?
(1:26:23 AM) saucegay: i can't use the nuvaring because whenever i poop it'll fall out
(1:26:28 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: i'm confused
(1:26:49 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: now who poops?
(1:27:00 AM) saucegay: you see the poop
(1:27:04 AM) saucegay: causes the ring to
(1:27:06 AM) saucegay: let me start again
(1:27:09 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: okay
(1:27:15 AM) saucegay: the ring is in the vagina
(1:27:18 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: right
(1:27:27 AM) saucegay: then if i poop
(1:27:34 AM) saucegay: the ring which was previously in my vagina
(1:27:38 AM) saucegay: will fall out
(1:27:45 AM) saucegay: to a location which is not inside
(1:27:46 AM) saucegay: my vagina
(1:27:52 AM) saucegay: thus neutralizing the effects
(1:27:55 AM) saucegay: of the ring
(1:28:01 AM) saucegay: because the ring should be in the vagina
(1:28:05 AM) saucegay: which it will not be
(1:28:07 AM) saucegay: if i poop
(1:28:12 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: ohh oh okay i get it, i get it, the force of which you expell the poop will also cause you to pop out the vagina ring with extreme force
(1:28:18 AM) saucegay: yeah
(1:28:24 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: it's like a weapon
(1:28:34 AM) saucegay: much like a ping pong ball launched from the vagina of a thai woman
(1:28:43 AM) saucegay: that's the difference between ping pong and table tennis
(1:28:55 AM) qoohatesyoutoo: wow yu, you're like a historian on vaginas
(1:29:15 AM) saucegay: i'm like a vaginarion