so march... you're kind of sucking so far ( Read more... )

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Superbad is HILARIOUS.

end of story.
btw, it's really immature. good reason why I laughed so much.

"dude, I'm so jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby."
"well... at least you got to suck your dad's dick"

"I am McLovin"

"Oh. My. God. it's in."

"yeah dude, I have a condom and a sample bottle of lube"
"you're creepy. lube is just..."
"what ( Read more... )

so yesterday I was a dirty hippie ( Read more... )

Jordyn and I changed the movie time to 3:30 so everyone could be together ( Read more... )