weird science
I know I haven't updated in a while.
I know you want to hear adventurous tales from France and London and all about what my sisters and I have been up to these past couple weeks.
But I can't focus on that right now.
You see, my mind is cluttered with the mental image of Tom Cruise chewing placenta and jumping on couches. And poor Katie Holmes, having to be silent throughout the birthing, unable to take any drugs whatsoever. Is it wrong that I kind of hope she has post-partum depression, and the world can see how Tom's stupid Scientology can't get her out of it? It is wrong. But I'm still kinda hoping. Or maybe when Katie leaves Tom (which she will) she can take the baby to Brooke Shields' house. That'd be a nice slap in the face of Scientology.
I never thought I'd be more sorry for a child than I was for Sean Preston Spears, and yet here we are. Let's welcome the day-old Suri Cruise into the next generation of Kimberly Stewarts and Drew Barrymores.
College fund? Seems like Tom and Katie would do better saving up for fancy rehab, or bail money.
I know you want to hear adventurous tales from France and London and all about what my sisters and I have been up to these past couple weeks.
But I can't focus on that right now.
You see, my mind is cluttered with the mental image of Tom Cruise chewing placenta and jumping on couches. And poor Katie Holmes, having to be silent throughout the birthing, unable to take any drugs whatsoever. Is it wrong that I kind of hope she has post-partum depression, and the world can see how Tom's stupid Scientology can't get her out of it? It is wrong. But I'm still kinda hoping. Or maybe when Katie leaves Tom (which she will) she can take the baby to Brooke Shields' house. That'd be a nice slap in the face of Scientology.
I never thought I'd be more sorry for a child than I was for Sean Preston Spears, and yet here we are. Let's welcome the day-old Suri Cruise into the next generation of Kimberly Stewarts and Drew Barrymores.
College fund? Seems like Tom and Katie would do better saving up for fancy rehab, or bail money.