Paris Hilton is on The View right now and her skin is blending in with the show's bright orange background. The moral of this story, and I've said this before, is that tanning is not the answer. I should do a PSA on this.

Mysteriously, the volume icon on my taskbar is nowhere to be found. Vista decides to redecorate for me arbitrarily. Thanks for that.

just asked me to slice a roast for her. I don't even know how to cook a roast; wait, I don't even like roasts, why would I know how to slice one? I have roast angst right now.

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With how hard it is to make dough. DOUGH! I'm attempting to make soft pretzels and my tiny little hands kneaded like they just couldn't knead anymore and the dough still isn't "smooth." Grrr. I'm hoping tiny little magic elves will transform it while it's sitting for an hour.

This morning, I go to the surgeon's office for my post-operative check-up, to make sure my wisdom teeth wounds were healing. The surgeon looks in my mouth, though I still can't open it very wide, and says, "Okay, now here's the gross part of having your wisdom teeth removed." What, the spitting blood wasn't unpleasant? I'm thinking, whatever. I don ( Read more... )

Easter made me realize how frustrated I am with people who judge others based on religious/spiritual affiliation. Listen, there are Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, agnostics, atheists, etc. that are jerks, just as there are an abundance of kind, open-minded people in the same groups. Not all Christians are judgmental bastards and not all ( Read more... )

I considered not even writing about last week. To tell you the truth, I had to call Matt to get him to jog my memory about what I/we did last week. It was warm but there was literally no sun. I do not fare well when I don't have a good intake of vitamin D and was, therefore, quite gloomy. I would say it's the most depressed I've been in a very long ( Read more... )

You can't even spell the name of the university you're attending correctly.

Today, I saw someone writing in their notebook and they spelled Carleton like "Carelton." Seriously?

For a few weeks, my Internet connection has been less than perfect. I had been having problems loading random webpages (i.e. did not load at all), and then it hit an all-time low yesterday morning when no webpages would load, at all. No, not even Perez. Imagine my dismay ( Read more... )