Is this joke misogynistic? Oh well, it makes me laugh...
I heard this when I was doing keepingabreast, ironically. It was told to me by either
swayworn or Dave, who played my husband. I think it was Dave. Either way it is equal parts horrible and funny.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
In other news,
alexlady and I hung out last night and she gave me a santa ring pop that lights up. No, that isn't a metaphor. ALso, during the day on my lunch break, I was on the way to get soup, (Mmmm. Soup.) and this lady crossing the street who may have had something like MD, or possibly another condition that made it more difficult for her to walk, tripped in this big pit surrounding a manhole cover and fell in the crosswalk. I scooped her up and got her safely across the street. It made me feel like we were in it together, you know?
Tonight we receive FreshDirect. This makes me suuuuuper happy. Food glorious food. I miss fresh fruit. I've only been eating raisins because they're all we have, and because I'm lazy.
Sunday I did yoga and yesterday night I had a session with a personal trainer.
I may not be able to move tomorrow. Just in case anyone is expecting me anywhere.
darksheik, you may have to come and bodily drag me to the read-through and prop me up in a chair for tomorrow night.
Whee. I can't wait (for the reading, not the dragging).
Kelly + Letham = True Love Always.
swayworn or Dave, who played my husband. I think it was Dave. Either way it is equal parts horrible and funny.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
In other news,
alexlady and I hung out last night and she gave me a santa ring pop that lights up. No, that isn't a metaphor. ALso, during the day on my lunch break, I was on the way to get soup, (Mmmm. Soup.) and this lady crossing the street who may have had something like MD, or possibly another condition that made it more difficult for her to walk, tripped in this big pit surrounding a manhole cover and fell in the crosswalk. I scooped her up and got her safely across the street. It made me feel like we were in it together, you know?
Tonight we receive FreshDirect. This makes me suuuuuper happy. Food glorious food. I miss fresh fruit. I've only been eating raisins because they're all we have, and because I'm lazy.
Sunday I did yoga and yesterday night I had a session with a personal trainer.
I may not be able to move tomorrow. Just in case anyone is expecting me anywhere.
darksheik, you may have to come and bodily drag me to the read-through and prop me up in a chair for tomorrow night.
Whee. I can't wait (for the reading, not the dragging).
Kelly + Letham = True Love Always.