I'm broken. Is that a problem?
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Um, I hate paying all of them, but I would say the most would be the cable bill. It makes me grind my teeth...
2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
Anywhere with Leth. We've had a lot of luck at Candela and Chez Josephine.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
I made myself puke the morning after I drank about a month or so ago, but, it's been about 3-4 years. Dollar Margaritas. Upper East Side with Megan and Erin. Oooh that was a doozy. Thank goodness for girlfriends. Erin had to wipe my arms off.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
After my Grandma's funeral, so.......March? 06.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Marsh (nee Miss Boynton.)
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Sleeping.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Marine Mammologist. Next.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
One.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Because it's cold outside and I wanted to layer. What the hell kind of judgemental bullshit is that?
10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
People pay for gas? People still have cars?
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would you go and who with?
I don't really want to be anywhere else, but if it was about perhaps having a summer home, I would say Maine, Letham.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Argh. My throat.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Hope my headache's gone when I wake up.
14. When's the last time you showered?
This morning.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
I don't really care. None?
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Taking out the garbage and recycling. Putting clothes away. These tie for first.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
No. Why would I want to? If I didn't have to work, I would be busy doing all the shit work keeps me from doing. Volunteering at an art gallery doesn't even make the top thousand things.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in. Too bad my man is a get up early and he sleeps on the inside of the bed and has to crawl over me to get up. Blargh.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
What? Shut up.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Sleep.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
Then it's not really a secret, is it, you silly quiz? I'm not a natural blonde. There. I said it. Bring in the Inquisition.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
I don't feel old. Only the day after a hard workout. Oh, or when I hear my knees creak going up stairs (though they've done that since I was 23), or the day after a hard workout.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
Lost Boys.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Turkey.
25. What do you get every time you go into Wal-mart?
Yarn.
26. Beach or lake?
EIther. I love the water. If it's about the land around it, tho, I would say beach.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
No. I don't really think about it at all.
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
No one. How could you even do that?
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Bubble baths.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Again. I can't see a reason why I'd care. You all don't give 2 shits that I like watching Young Guns II.
31. What's your drink?
The one in front of me? Water. Lately my boozy drink has been spiked cocoa.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Huh? The teams? The types of people? I like everybody.
33. Cops or Robbers?
Let's just say, I have to go with the ones who break the law. After that designation, let the chips fall where they may.
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
No one.
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
I don't have a car. Wait. I'm marrying someone who does, so soon it will be 1/2 mine. 101.1 Jack.
42. Norm or Cliff?
Cliff. He makes me feel bad for him.
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Family Guy.
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
There were a lot in the early 20's that make me wonder, but I wouldn't take any of them away. I learned a lot from all of them.
45. Do you like the person who sits across from you at work?
No one sits across from me.
46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
I don't think that even if I could get away with it that I would kill anyone. That takes a special kind of person, and I don't think I'm it.
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
I would like to have dinner with Meryl Streep or Angelica Huston or Susan Sarandon.
48. What famous person do you think is attractive?
Matthew McConaughey.
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No.
50. Last book you read for real?
The Secret Life of Bees. I have to get it back from Alex so I can spread the love to Michelle.
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yes. I had to use it in an emergency on Friday.
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
I don't understand the question. Um. Since I don't get it, I will simply answer however I want. In the stomach of a fire-breathing draaaagggggoon.
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Yosemite.
54. Number of texts in a day?
So far one.
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
That's only hard because they said career and not job. SO I will sub in the word "job" in the above sentence and pick the (der) obvious choice of course I would start a new job. In about a millisecond.
56. Do you go to church?
Only to mourn the dead or celebrate the marrieds. Once I went to a Christmas mass with my Grandmother, but I only did it because I wanted to hang out with her.
57. Pencil or pen?
Pen.
58. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller???
He's not here. He's out causing havoc and mayhem. I think his sister's getting a nose job. Can I help you with anything else?