True Friendship
So I was unpacking a box that was from my old room in Ft. Lauderdale. I found this little poem and I thought I take yall back old school when we used to pass these things back and forth through emails! Let me know if you've seen this:
I dedicate this to my True Friends.
When you are sad...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue...I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.
When you smile...I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared...I will tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick...Stay away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall..I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath. I pledge 'till the end...
Why, you may ask?...BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!
(Danielle, do you notice this sounds like you...hee hee...thanks for pointing and laughing)
I dedicate this to my True Friends.
When you are sad...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue...I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.
When you smile...I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared...I will tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick...Stay away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall..I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath. I pledge 'till the end...
Why, you may ask?...BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!
(Danielle, do you notice this sounds like you...hee hee...thanks for pointing and laughing)