What the heck was she saying?

[kelly_jones]

Best thing I overheard on the street yesterday afternoon: "...I mean, it's her twenty-first birthday! If I don't get her a blowjob, what kind of a..." So was she talking about a blowjob shooter, or an actual blowjob? Who was she going to get to give her friend a blowjob? If she doesn't provide said drink / actual blowjob, what kind of standard is

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[shara_fares]

My birthday is coming up. More discussion needed.

Shara's Birthday Discussion

[mt_morphine]

Dude, your birthday is two months away. Perhaps we need to set some parameters on "coming up", birthday girl.

Also, do you want a blow job? Actual or non-actual?

Re: Shara's Birthday Discussion

[kelly_jones]

I'm in favour of premature planning if and when it sufficiently distracts me from present reality. I was talking about my birthday on Saturday night, and it's five months away.

So, Shara, tell us more about your desire for blowjobs.

Re: Shara's Birthday Discussion

[shara_fares]

I'm torn. I know not how much to admit in this venue. . .

Re: Shara's Birthday Discussion

[kelly_jones]

Fair enough! Never admit to anything in public.
We will discuss this in a more appropriate venue at a later time, yes? For now, I will content myself with speculation. Heh heh.