What the heck was she saying?
Best thing I overheard on the street yesterday afternoon:
"...I mean, it's her twenty-first birthday! If I don't get her a blowjob, what kind of a..."
So was she talking about a blowjob shooter, or an actual blowjob? Who was she going to get to give her friend a blowjob? If she doesn't provide said drink / actual blowjob, what kind of standard is she failing? Is this some part of the Friends Rules that I don't know about? What???
I should have done a quick turn-around and eavesdropped more completely, but I was on my way to a neighbourhood secondhand store, which manages to combine lots of stock and good prices with a total lack of changing rooms, and I just did not have the time.