James and I are sitting here together on the couch, he's rubbing my leg... and we're IMing each other in Google.

I love this man.

James has a real problem with waiting to give gifts on the days they're supposed to be given. To this day I don't think he's managed to wait till the actual date of a holiday to give me the designated gift. And yeah, Christmas this year is no exception. He's been after me for two weeks wanting to know when he could give me my present. I gave in ( Read more... )

Kelly: Do you think when Samuel L. Jackson puts a pot on to boil, he looks at it and says "Now listen motherfucker, you better motherfuckin' boil right fuckin' now?

James: No. He just glares at it and it boils.