When you change lanes, be it on a freeway or other road, or when you are going to turn from one road into another or into a service station or driveway, the fact that indicators on both right and left, and both front and back of your vehicle do not light up seems to be indicative of the fact THAT YOU ARE NOT USING THEM.

Bitch. 

In 2011, ( Read more... )

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Have I mentioned lately that Tim Minchin is awesome? No? Well he is.

I've had a fucking amazing week. A really awesome week and I kinda want to write about it to share it with people - but also I want to write it so I can look back and remember it. It started on Sunday, when I got my manuscript back from my editor and scanned through it - the suggested edits were relatively easy and I thought I'd get them done in a ( Read more... )

So I was having a crap day at the Winter Festival, with rain and rain and rain and rain and a corporate event that got mucked up in terms of timing ( Read more... )

So I get an indignant customer on the festival phoneline:

Customer: "I booked tickets online last month, and I'm trying to log into your webpage to print my tickets, and it's telling me my email address is invalid," inferred: Your system has massively screwed up and is taking my money without giving me my tickets.
Me: "All right, let me check that ( Read more... )

WTF? 

Recently I had a discussion with a friend about the word 'fuck' and I thought it might be interesting to share it with everyone. It came up again today in a completely different context and it got me thinking about it again. Anyway, here goes ( Read more... )

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Leave me a comment saying "Rotate many foodstuffs"
I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can get to know you better.
Update your journal with the answers to the questions.
Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions.

1) You've mysteriously been sent back in time, and are in a position to make Bioware ( Read more... )

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