This is why I need a time portal in my kitchen:
*knock on time portal door*
Keith: Hello?
FutureKeith: Ahoy-hoy
Keith: Ah, hello me, to what do I owe the honor?
FutureKeith: I've come back from 30 minutes in the future. I'm just here to pick up breakfa- err brunch.
Keith: Oh? Whyfor?
FutureKeith: Well, you're about to become distracted by one of the comic books you took home from the library shortly after your microwave pancakes are done cooking. You will then read the comic for about half an hour while all the food you made sits there cooling on the countertop becoming inedible.
*Microwave beeps*
FutureKeith: Ah, there it is now, I'll just be taking this with me... *Grabs pancakes, coffee, etc.*
Keith: Ok then! Enjoy breakfa- err brunch!
FutureKeith: Thanks. Enjoy the comic - I know I did.
Keith: See you, err be you in 30 minutes!
FutureKeith: Later~ *Goes back through time portal*
Keith: I'm such a great guy... hey what's this book here?
Keith: Hello?
FutureKeith: Ahoy-hoy
Keith: Ah, hello me, to what do I owe the honor?
FutureKeith: I've come back from 30 minutes in the future. I'm just here to pick up breakfa- err brunch.
Keith: Oh? Whyfor?
FutureKeith: Well, you're about to become distracted by one of the comic books you took home from the library shortly after your microwave pancakes are done cooking. You will then read the comic for about half an hour while all the food you made sits there cooling on the countertop becoming inedible.
*Microwave beeps*
FutureKeith: Ah, there it is now, I'll just be taking this with me... *Grabs pancakes, coffee, etc.*
Keith: Ok then! Enjoy breakfa- err brunch!
FutureKeith: Thanks. Enjoy the comic - I know I did.
Keith: See you, err be you in 30 minutes!
FutureKeith: Later~ *Goes back through time portal*
Keith: I'm such a great guy... hey what's this book here?