I cost $1725
Found this randomly on Facebook. Kinda cool...but makes me wonder how they came to assigning a certain value to each quality.
How much are you worth?
Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Redhead/auburn - $50
[x] Brunette - $75
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] other-$100
Total: $75
Eye Color:
[ ] Blue - $100
[x] Green - $75
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Hazel - $25
[ ] Other - $15
Total: $150
Height:
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′0″ to 5′4″ - $45
[ ] Under 5′ - $35
Total: $225
Age:
[ ] 30 to 40 - $100
[ ] 25 to 30 - $75
[x] 20 to 24 - $50
[ ] 18 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 17 - $15
Total: $275
Current Education:
[ ] PhD - $500
[ ] Masters - $450
[ ] Bachelors - $400
[ ] Associates - $350
[x] In College/Some College - $300
[ ] High School Graduate - $250
[ ] High School - $200
[ ] Middle school - $150
[ ] High School Dropout - $100
[ ] Jr. High - $50
[ ] What is School - $Bankrupt$
Total: $575
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[x] First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born-$150
[ ] Middle child -$100
[ ] Last Born - $50
[ ] Adopted -
Total: $875
(Why is there no value for adopted????? That's cruel!)
Drink?
[ ] Never - $300
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $200
[ ] Every other week - $150
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
Total: $1075
Vision?
[x] No correction $75
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] Contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction $10
Total: $1150
Car Color (you can choose multiple colors)
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Grey - $600
[ ] Blue - $500
[ ] White - $475
[ ] Black - $450
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver - $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Rusted - $15
[x] No Car - $0
Total: $1150
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 11 to 12 - $200
[x] 7 to 10 - $100
[ ] Under 7 - $50
Total: $1250
Room Color (can be multiple colors):
[ ] Black - $500
[x] Blue - $475
[ ] Brown - $450
[ ] Purple - $425
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Green - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Yellow - $200
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $50
Total: $1725
(What the hell does the color of your room have to do with anything? Are we being judged on good/poor taste?)
Ok, that was dumb.
How much are you worth?
Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Redhead/auburn - $50
[x] Brunette - $75
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] other-$100
Total: $75
Eye Color:
[ ] Blue - $100
[x] Green - $75
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Hazel - $25
[ ] Other - $15
Total: $150
Height:
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′0″ to 5′4″ - $45
[ ] Under 5′ - $35
Total: $225
Age:
[ ] 30 to 40 - $100
[ ] 25 to 30 - $75
[x] 20 to 24 - $50
[ ] 18 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 17 - $15
Total: $275
Current Education:
[ ] PhD - $500
[ ] Masters - $450
[ ] Bachelors - $400
[ ] Associates - $350
[x] In College/Some College - $300
[ ] High School Graduate - $250
[ ] High School - $200
[ ] Middle school - $150
[ ] High School Dropout - $100
[ ] Jr. High - $50
[ ] What is School - $Bankrupt$
Total: $575
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[x] First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born-$150
[ ] Middle child -$100
[ ] Last Born - $50
[ ] Adopted -
Total: $875
(Why is there no value for adopted????? That's cruel!)
Drink?
[ ] Never - $300
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $200
[ ] Every other week - $150
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
Total: $1075
Vision?
[x] No correction $75
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] Contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction $10
Total: $1150
Car Color (you can choose multiple colors)
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Grey - $600
[ ] Blue - $500
[ ] White - $475
[ ] Black - $450
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver - $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Rusted - $15
[x] No Car - $0
Total: $1150
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 11 to 12 - $200
[x] 7 to 10 - $100
[ ] Under 7 - $50
Total: $1250
Room Color (can be multiple colors):
[ ] Black - $500
[x] Blue - $475
[ ] Brown - $450
[ ] Purple - $425
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Green - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Yellow - $200
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $50
Total: $1725
(What the hell does the color of your room have to do with anything? Are we being judged on good/poor taste?)
Ok, that was dumb.