My Own Meme!
Hey all,
Since I don't post here nearly enough to make that "first line of the month" meme even remotely worth it, I am instead going to post a quote from my favorite movie that came out every month this year. And then you can try to guess the movies, I guess. Is that how this works?
January:
"You got your whole life ahead of you, but for me, I finish things."
February:
"You probably think this world is a dream come true... but you're wrong."
March:
"Nah, I don't know... You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you... 'Joben'... It means nothing... I don't... I'm drunk... I'm gonna call a cab."
April:
What is that? What kind of sick freak carries around something like this in a box? I am shocked to my fuckin' core. You have got some big problems, motherfucker. What the fuck is that?"
May:
"The trick to not feeling cheated is to learn how to cheat."
June:
"I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities! *Please*! This isn't your fault. I'll get you some pants."
July:
"He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?"
August:
"So, what's your Mother like, then?"
"She's big, and beautiful! But, she can be very scary."
"Just like my Mom."
September:
I did not see a single movie in September.
October:
"We were gonna make a whole world like this. Now, everyone used to come here, but you know... you know what it feels like when all your teeth are falling out really slowly and you don't realize and then you notice that, well, they're really far apart. And then one day... you don't have any teeth anymore."
November:
Didn't see any movies in November, either.
December:
"Madame, I need you to remain calm and trust me, I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release."
...wow, this list actually turned out kinda depressing.
Since I don't post here nearly enough to make that "first line of the month" meme even remotely worth it, I am instead going to post a quote from my favorite movie that came out every month this year. And then you can try to guess the movies, I guess. Is that how this works?
January:
"You got your whole life ahead of you, but for me, I finish things."
February:
"You probably think this world is a dream come true... but you're wrong."
March:
"Nah, I don't know... You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you... 'Joben'... It means nothing... I don't... I'm drunk... I'm gonna call a cab."
April:
What is that? What kind of sick freak carries around something like this in a box? I am shocked to my fuckin' core. You have got some big problems, motherfucker. What the fuck is that?"
May:
"The trick to not feeling cheated is to learn how to cheat."
June:
"I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities! *Please*! This isn't your fault. I'll get you some pants."
July:
"He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?"
August:
"So, what's your Mother like, then?"
"She's big, and beautiful! But, she can be very scary."
"Just like my Mom."
September:
I did not see a single movie in September.
October:
"We were gonna make a whole world like this. Now, everyone used to come here, but you know... you know what it feels like when all your teeth are falling out really slowly and you don't realize and then you notice that, well, they're really far apart. And then one day... you don't have any teeth anymore."
November:
Didn't see any movies in November, either.
December:
"Madame, I need you to remain calm and trust me, I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release."
...wow, this list actually turned out kinda depressing.